Times they are uh changing as the saying goes. And so does our asylum!
There’s a bunch of people amongst you who are so proud of being inmates, so outspoken in their desire becoming “ze best adapted inmates of ze world” it’s, uh, not easy getting used to their zealousness.
Just the other day one of our gallant wardens – while on inspection – got a hold of a book circulating amongst them in which their ultimate goal is clearly stated: becoming “world champion of inmatendom” as they phrase it.
As you know the basic principle of a well kept asylum not only encompasses the blocking of real news, the censorship of hurtful truth or the deconstruction of conservative constructs like matrimony, family, traditions and sexual correlations but also an unrelenting war against such oddities like civil rights, self-determination or self-sufficiency.
Instead we’re striving to show our inmates the beauty and benefits of a global plantation in which every inmate knows his place, his duty and in which the inmate can live safely vaccinated, devoid of disturbing facts, news, truths and religions.
A plantation in which he can live a happy, consumption-oriented, meaningless life for the benefits of the beloved overseers.
Naturally we welcome any inmate doing anything in his power becoming an even better inmate. Now that there’s a very distinct group of zealots amongst us striving for world championship by becoming the world’s finest inmates we have to do two things:
Firstly, we need to protect all inmates from the zealot’s influence. After all not everyone has yet gone so far as they already have. Having them remain amongst the general populace would inevitably lead to anxiety, jealousy and tension. We can’t have that because this would mean a higher dosage of medication to keep you guys docile, and this would lessen the profit of the asylum.
This is why we need to build another, separate wing to accommodate the zealots where they can train for their championship.
You know, they always strove for being world champion. Dunno if it’s in their genes or if it is some hereditary deficiency.
They once were world champions in Art, Literature, Philosophy, Science and inventions.
They gave the world the first automotive engines. They were the first reaching the outer atmosphere, the doorway to space. They created music mankind never heard of. They changed medicine for the benefit of humankind.
Then, within a period of just twelve years they became world champions of being bad. (At least that’s how we want you to see them.) They killed a lot of people – especially some six millions.
After we put a lid on that development they calmed down just enough to become world champions of progress and economic growth.
They became fat and complacent. They had everything and nothing really troubled them until they started collectively remembering those twelve years – and the six millions.
It took them around three decades to become world champions of repentance.
This lead them to becoming world champions of open borders, immigration and benevolence in 2015 – while striving for the title of world championship of decarbonization and industrial decay.
It won’t take long until they’ll reach their new goal.
Their next goal, it seems, is to become world champions of self inflicted genocide.
They really deserve a separate wing in our asylum. A wing for Germans only.
Go have a shower now, inmates.
Take your medication and go back to sleep.