I will leave the asylum on vacation in about three hours from now. You all received medication a fortnight’s worth so you should be fine.
Maybe a pretty grumpy guy by the name of Phil will drop by walking my honorary pet, Cederq, a French Pitbull. Both of them can’t be considered housetrained so better not open your door lest they’d pee in some corner. One because of incontinency, the other out of pure spite.
If ya hear ’em rummaging around in my office tell them that there’s neither likker nor dog food to have but be careful since one might throw some antique tool at you while the other might bite your crotch.
In case of real emergency please call egorr & deathray, whose phone numbers I left scribbled in the bathroom’s second stall on the left. They’ll take care of them both. If they come to your aid please be advised to use some means of hearing protection since two double barreled12-gauge rifles are very loud inside of a small room.