You’re just talking… using is something completely different. You really shouldn’t try pulling it all over your body. It might cause respiratory problems.
Yep! With all those Nordic blonds, Germanic redheads, Frankish brunettes and Slavic beauties of all colours, how is it that you Europeans have problems with a low birth rate? I suspect that your women would appreciate some masculine ocker Celtic males imported to improve the gene pool, and their sex life!
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Aussie John
Yes Unfuck, I agree, but what about the fourth unlisted ingredient: wild women! Or at least, moderately whimsical ones.
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Unfuck U
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Unfuck U
Ah, your version of “life is good” should be like that:
I won’t object.
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Aussie John
Oh, not necessarily, but a friendly flaxen-haired Germanic girl serving the beer would be welcomed by most men of taste.
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Unfuck U
Hmm… like this?
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Cederq
Is that really the size of European and Australian condoms? Ours would stretch across the table and block out that wine goblet…
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Unfuck U
You’re just talking… using is something completely different. You really shouldn’t try pulling it all over your body. It might cause respiratory problems.
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Aussie John
Yep! With all those Nordic blonds, Germanic redheads, Frankish brunettes and Slavic beauties of all colours, how is it that you Europeans have problems with a low birth rate? I suspect that your women would appreciate some masculine ocker Celtic males imported to improve the gene pool, and their sex life!
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