25 thoughts on “Zach Galifianakis trolls Hillary Clinton”
Aussie John
Hey Unfuck, you’d better be careful about disrespecting Hillary, as there is a certain retired male nurse that visits your site, and he often had an arm up to the elbow when providing ‘professional services’ to Mrs. Clinton (though voluntary and unpaid, as fandom of a sort). I felt you should know, this being a respectable sort of blog.
Sorry DR, the torture was just too much (they kept one of Unfuck’s redheads just out of reach), so I had to give you up. Listen hard for those black helicopters, or loitering drones, better start digging!
Un, we’re on the same page.
I’ve suspected for some time that Aussie’s meds weren’t working.
Never dawned on me that you’re the one doing the prescribing.
Un, have you ever heard the saying “there’s more than one way to skin a cat”?
Our Aussie friend seems to have a interest in the anal cavity.
I’ve heard of drugs being administered through this orifice.
I’m pretty sure our young friend would find that acceptable and therefore negate the force feeding.
It’s injections, mate. I takes two wardens to keep him still. The first is turning his head towards the second warden while she‘s doing an excellent strip show.
This method always helps.
Un, I’ve dealt with many combative delinquents in my career.
Say the word and I’ll ship you one of my restraint systems and a taser.
I’m confident that combo will tame the Roo.
I’m worried should he get lose he’ll bite the stripper.
And that coming from what, a Deathray, is that a microwave oven with faulty shielding? You should check out a globe one day DR, you are confusing Australia with Antarctica, the continent ‘downunder’. You ought to know that my only crime was being caught! But never you mind, ASIS and the NSA have been collating data on you too now! Aw, sorry Unfuck, you too, and that unlicenced proctodoctor!
DR, I believe it was Herr Doktor Unfuck brought up the subject of the ‘back passage’. Besides which, with Hillary how do you know which end you’re looking at? She reminds me of a reef stonefish for sheer ugliness. Hey, did Sloe Joe ever grope and sniff her? I think not.
Who knows what those 2 did when the cameras weren’t rolling.
Anyway, you dropped out of site for so long yesterday that I was getting
concerned that the home guard snatched you off the streets and you were in a covid
camp being subjected to who knows what kind of injections,chipping,and torture.
Glad you’re still a free man still able to cause trouble.
Don’t have any of that stashed away in the bunker,but lots of other goodies.
Drop by and have a cocktail or ten.
Cederq probably can’t spare much. I’ve heard he pumps it through the radiator on his vehicle
then to a port sewn into his inner thigh. Mixes it with his blood 50/50 and that’s what keeps him from running around the complex pissing on tires.
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Aussie John
Hey Unfuck, you’d better be careful about disrespecting Hillary, as there is a certain retired male nurse that visits your site, and he often had an arm up to the elbow when providing ‘professional services’ to Mrs. Clinton (though voluntary and unpaid, as fandom of a sort). I felt you should know, this being a respectable sort of blog.
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Unfuck U
Holy shit! Really? I would have thought proctology is more a job for a bulldog…
Ah, see? That’s how misunderstandings happen!
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Aussie John
Well Unfuck, would you go to that practicioner, who uses a Maglite for inspection, and skimps on the lube?
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Unfuck U
I wouldn’t go in any case. My asshole is dear to me and mine alone.
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Cederq
Wasn’t me Aussie Commode, I went to visit her and she said no, my Aussie darling is the only one I let near my hooche coochi…
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Deathray
And that coming from a notorious underworld criminal from the land down under.
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Aussie John
Sorry DR, the torture was just too much (they kept one of Unfuck’s redheads just out of reach), so I had to give you up. Listen hard for those black helicopters, or loitering drones, better start digging!
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Unfuck U
Dang. I knew I confused something when arranging your new medication!
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Deathray
Shows just how much you don’t know.
That prep is long done friend.
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Deathray
Un, we’re on the same page.
I’ve suspected for some time that Aussie’s meds weren’t working.
Never dawned on me that you’re the one doing the prescribing.
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Unfuck U
In his case it’s more something akin to force feeding.
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Deathray
Un, have you ever heard the saying “there’s more than one way to skin a cat”?
Our Aussie friend seems to have a interest in the anal cavity.
I’ve heard of drugs being administered through this orifice.
I’m pretty sure our young friend would find that acceptable and therefore negate the force feeding.
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Unfuck U
It’s injections, mate. I takes two wardens to keep him still. The first is turning his head towards the second warden while she‘s doing an excellent strip show.
This method always helps.
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Deathray
Un, I’ve dealt with many combative delinquents in my career.
Say the word and I’ll ship you one of my restraint systems and a taser.
I’m confident that combo will tame the Roo.
I’m worried should he get lose he’ll bite the stripper.
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Unfuck U
Oh, she’s screwed anyways 😄
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Aussie John
And that coming from what, a Deathray, is that a microwave oven with faulty shielding? You should check out a globe one day DR, you are confusing Australia with Antarctica, the continent ‘downunder’. You ought to know that my only crime was being caught! But never you mind, ASIS and the NSA have been collating data on you too now! Aw, sorry Unfuck, you too, and that unlicenced proctodoctor!
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Deathray
Aussie, they’ve had all my information well over a decade now.
I gave it to them in the employment application.
Guess they were impressed.
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Aussie John
DR, I believe it was Herr Doktor Unfuck brought up the subject of the ‘back passage’. Besides which, with Hillary how do you know which end you’re looking at? She reminds me of a reef stonefish for sheer ugliness. Hey, did Sloe Joe ever grope and sniff her? I think not.
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Deathray
Who knows what those 2 did when the cameras weren’t rolling.
Anyway, you dropped out of site for so long yesterday that I was getting
concerned that the home guard snatched you off the streets and you were in a covid
camp being subjected to who knows what kind of injections,chipping,and torture.
Glad you’re still a free man still able to cause trouble.
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Aussie John
Doktor Unfuck prescribed some Glen Livet for me, but the arseholes at Medicare won’t cough up. I wonder if Cederq kept the key to the goodies cabinet?
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Deathray
Don’t have any of that stashed away in the bunker,but lots of other goodies.
Drop by and have a cocktail or ten.
Cederq probably can’t spare much. I’ve heard he pumps it through the radiator on his vehicle
then to a port sewn into his inner thigh. Mixes it with his blood 50/50 and that’s what keeps him from running around the complex pissing on tires.
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Unfuck U
That’s not true. He‘s running on radiator liquid only. Says that’s enough for him.
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Deathray
We mix it here for 80 below F.
Run a few gallons of that through him and he’d be good for a year.
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Unfuck U
It might have beneficial health effects, you know. No more clogged arteries and the like…
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Aussie John
Maybe straight glycol would improve cooling, and also flush out his crook kidney? However, ain’t nuthin gunna fix that bitter and twisted mind of his!
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