28 thoughts on “NZ: that’s so monstrous it MUST be fake, right? Right?

  1. Deathray

    I’m telling you that guy at the podium is a typical government bureaucrat and they’re all to be feared.
    But , the thing at the end is what nightmares are made of. Pretty sure I won’t sleep for a week now.
    Should be a law passed before posting, a warning comes up advising the viewers to proceed with caution.

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  2. Cederq

    Hey, Aussie an apply to be a camp guard there! You are a handsome fellow Notwende, what happened as you got older?

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    1. Deathray

      So, that was him at the end?
      I had posted earlier that whatever the creator was,it would cause me not to sleep for a week.
      Comments were being monitored and I assume mine hurt his FEELING (1) and therefore isn’t allowed on such a upstanding family oriented blog site.

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    2. Deathray

      Aussie lives to close by and being such a famous criminal
      it’s doubtful his application would be acceptable.
      I’m sure even NZ has some type of standards in place for their camp screws.

      Now it would probably be a great employment opportunity for the two of us Cederq.
      Think of all the lonely pretty girls getting locked up.
      Paradise for 2 old hounds.

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    1. Deathray

      I hope for your sake Phil doesn’t know where you live.
      If he does you should prepare for a LA. style drive by.

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      1. Cederq

        Especially that big tap handle… you can imagine what that would do to a antipanties noggin’

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    2. Aussie John

      So egorr, do you come over to Austria to do some slumming? I somehow had the impression that Führer Unfuck von U ran a classy place, but Microwave and Cedrex are drinking their methylated spirits and orange cordial over under the stairs.

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  3. Aussie John

    I’ve noticed that the standards of comments on this site are slipping, so here’s my tupennies worth. Any of you blokes want a holiday in Kiwiland, emigrate now, I can think of worse places to be than locked up with a heap of tall fair-skinned Anglo-Celtic Kiwi chicks, just looking for a real man to show them how to have a good time at camp. All their cuck ‘men’ will be eyeing off the ewes on the other side of the wire. And Unfuck, seeing as you don’t have permission to transmit free-think in NZ, I’ll admit that the Kiwis are leaders in boutique breweries in just about every small town. Their ales are crisp and clean, lagers more body, all without additives and preservatives, so no hangovers, I know! Pay deposit on a brewery’s dedicated esky, you drop it and the empties off and walk out the door with a full esky for bugger-all money. Deer, boar, wapiti, pheasants, geese, turkey and rabbits & hares are all feral animals and can be shot on the outskirts of cities, trout and salmon are pests. If all you blokes turn up there, let me come too, we’ll stage a coup and ship the lefties to a labour camp. Der Führer Unfuck can be the commandant.

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    1. Unfuck U

      Campsite fella would suffice.
      Man you really watered my mouth – especially the hunting part!
      I’m a realist not a daydreamer when it comes to women. When I was ten, fifteen years younger I preferred hunting for them girls. But bow? The only ones I could get are boring and/or ugly.
      Hunting in the other hand is something I still can do almost flawlessly.
      So much about that part.
      Let’s skip the Corona-BS since that would dpoil the nice picture you painted in my head.

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    2. Deathray

      Emigrate now you say?
      Friend Aussie, from all that I’m seeing about your lovely kiwi land, it appears your about to be force vaccinated.
      I find that to be deeply troubling. And, all kidding aside,I’m concerned for you.
      Your current difficulties extend from basically shall we say, noncompliance.
      What are your thoughts on being forced into taking a vaccination?

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  4. Aussie John

    What with, the demon Sprite? Ha-ha-ha, only if it is behind a tow-truck!! He’ll still have a 320 degree arc of fire, but the tyre-smoking screaming get-away will take a while! Phil could use a muzzle-loader and still get rounds off if he drove that thing. What happened to his mark, or was that a sick joke by somebody? Oh crap, I’d better watch it over at his rust collection, I mean toolshed. Phil would put me to work with a wirebrush, a bloke’s bound to catch tetanus there.

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  5. Aussie John

    What’s this ‘camp guard’ shit you speak of? Try out Director of Corona Corrections for size, if you’re going to go corrupt, go all the way! For you and Microwaveray, I’ll book you two into Turtle Cove Resort on the Marlin Coast, suss it out on a search engine, preferably Guugle.

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  6. Aussie John

    Hey Unfuck, we need a new name for the Cederq and Deathray comedy duo, howsabout ‘Bitter & Twisted’?

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    1. Deathray

      You make me shake my head Aussie

      I bet you were a handful for the teachers

      You know today they drug kids like you

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      1. Aussie John

        You surely are joking Deathray, you’ve never heard any of the ‘little Johnny’ schooldays jokes? I’m world famous, I am!

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  7. Aussie John

    Except in urban areas, it is hard to go for a hike there without encountering so much introduced small game, that a hunter has to stop early, so as to carry his gamebag out. Rabbits are so prolific, that the Kiwis have theis annual Easter Bunny Shoot. Teams and individuals compete to see who can shoot the most of the pests over the 4 day holiday, schoolkids are especially encouraged to participate. Winners are judged by who can present the longest unbroken line of dead rabbits in town showgrounds, the bodies then converted into fertilizer. Medium game and wildfowl are so common, that I wonder how butcheries compete, surely only by convenience.

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  8. Aussie John

    I feel bad for the Kiwis, the far-left Labour government they have are determined to destroy a lovely little country. Forced vacinnation for me? Well, anything in life *is* possible, but it is implausible if I have a say in it.

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      1. Aussie John

        DR, you do realise that New Zealand and Australia are two different countries, seperated by the Tasman Sea? The relations between the two comparable to the Canadians and their horrid neighbours, the USA. Or Germany and Austria!

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      2. Deathray

        Yeah I’m very aware of the fact they’re different countries.

        I was under the impression that you were in Australia.
        Must have missed the day you explained that.
        Apologies

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      1. Deathray

        Oh I know they are

        You’re a scary guy now Un.
        Just can’t imagine what you’ll be like as a cyborg.

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