9 thoughts on “Target missed

  1. ᛋᛠᛉ

    For what it’s worth, I was shocked to learn Pokémon is still a thing when I worked Middle School. I think it came out in the 90s when I was in 4th grade. Even then it wasn’t new, I don’t think.

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  2. Johno

    Herr Unfuck U, I’ve seen an obtuse reference to “arrow golf, apparently an Austrian invention”. Duckduckgo.com suggested that I ask you, as they hadn’t heard of it, you being the resident Austria expert listed in my phone. King Edward VIII enjoyed playing it at Balmoral castle, so what sort of game do you think it is? Maybe trying to shoot a Scotsman’s haggis using a bow and arrow?

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  3. Johno

    Hey, Herr Unfuck U, this is your blog, and I understand that you have a whole another life to live, but I’ve a complaint. It’s to do with pretty redhead girls, or rather the extreme paucity of such around here of late! Even Phil put up a post with a spunky redhead, as I’m fairly sure you’d have noticed? Can you ask the missus if maybe she has some young redhead cousins who would like to become famous, get their modeling career kick-started on your blog? It’s fine, you needn’t thank me for such a great idea. However, you can show your appreciation by introducing me, if you find one with ‘daddy issues’, an attraction old farts. That way you can make 3 people happy: me, the girl, and your wife, when she knows that her young rellie will be taken care of!

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    1. Unfuck U

      I‘ve got the ideal girl right here for you my friend. She’s the most beautiful redhead all around and is looking for a guy like you to please her:
      Deborah Siebling

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      1. Johno

        Um, Unfuck? I don’t really want to make Deathray jealous. He’s got guns, and I havn’t. I’m pretty sure that is one of his Sasquatch girlfriends!

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  4. Johno

    Oh yeah, I just put my other glasses on, you’re right! And her daddy owns a gunshop and a hunting preserve too, isn’t that true?

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