45 thoughts on “sub(ti)tle discrimination

  1. Cederq

    I need subtitles, I know Jocko of Down under Iraq definitely needs subtitles when he gets into his Australian version of what the Queen’s English doesn’t or isn’t… That’s what ya get when you are decedent from Irish Convicts and ner’ de wells.

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    1. Deathray

      If nothing else they went through the Aussie Johno Wuano school of gun safety.
      Had that poor lil redhead covered with the muzzle and fingers on the trigger.

      UN, I thought for certain just looking at the picture that you had put another post up of my favorite people in the world that was going to haunt me in my sleep for the next couple of weeks.
      But you were kind and you tossed me a comedy curveball.

      Thanks my friend, I need to laugh at least once a day.

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      1. Unfuck U

        Lol comedian curveball? You know that’s some real nice compliment as it tells me how much I feel comfortable with the English language already.

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  2. Deathray

    You do good brother.
    Your vacation episodes awhile back were great.
    Trust me, you’re easier to understand than the Aussie.
    Shez, talk about butchering the English language.😁

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    1. Cederq

      Death, I don’t think UN really knows how much that strange little Aussie mangles the English language… I have noticed in UN a remarkable change in his understanding of American idioms and colloquiums, We gonna make him an American by God! Jacquie, that will be a work in progress, we better bring our lunch.

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      1. Unfuck U

        You should see my big grin right now Cederq. Nah, better not since you‘d see me sitting in my bathroom, too.
        Hey: Jacquie?
        What TV series would that be?

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  3. Deathray

    It appears there are smiles all around.
    The world isn’t so bleak after all.

    Cheers for we 3 men.
    Glad to know ya & there’s damn few like us.

    UN, would like to know the disposition of the court case sometime if you feel like telling.

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    1. Unfuck U

      Their line of argumentation was quite predictable. Naturally, they denied the allegation that they fired me because of my inability to wear a mask due to my health problems. Instead they tried to dig up stuff I did or didn’t do while still working for them.
      The funniest part of the first court session was that they dug up this blog and tried to make the whole thing a battle of ideologies since I raged against those fucking masks.
      Since I am pretty sure that they’ll be reading these lines, too I would like to take the opportunity to sincerely tell those guys how despicable they are. You would have made perfect nazi party soldiers eighty years ago! Be proud of yourselves and follow orders until final victory is achieved, lol.
      There will be another court session maybe before this year is over – or in January.
      In the meantime I will have to see two qualified experts. One for my medical reasons and the other to assess my chances of finding an appropriate job without much income loss within a reasonable time span.

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      1. Deathray

        Thanks for the update.
        I admire your fighting spirit and I’m proud of you.
        As it continues you’ll certainly be in my thoughts.

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      2. Cederq

        I could offer myself and I am sure Death would too, but I don’t speak for him, that we would be proud to be character witnesses… I would offer Johno of Flush, but, well, we know why.

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      3. Deathray

        I certainly would.
        I’d raise my hand and take the oath,no problem.
        And about 2-3 minutes later the judge will be figuring out how to hold me in contempt.
        And, being the asshole that I am, I’d tell him that he really should do it because he and the entire legal system are most definitely contemptible.

        And that would only be the beginning of a fun filled day ‼️

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      4. Deathray

        It would all work out by the end of a long day.
        I would claim temporary insanity and just tell him it is due to exposure to Aussie.
        I’d have him read a couple of his rantings and then the court would agree.

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  4. Johno

    Unfuck, in common with most Germanic people and Scandinavians, you cope well with English as a language, together with it’s idioms. How you cope with two Yank idioms in particular is beyond me!

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    1. Deathray

      But, But, But……. Aussie for being 2 idiots we certainly like you and we have practically made you famous on a few blog sites.

      And in return neither one of us gets any respect.

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      1. Unfuck U

        I can’t tell if he does. Only because Australians sound like imbeciles it doesn’t mean he’s talking like that, too.
        Come on guys: give him the benefit of doubt!

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      2. Unfuck U

        What’s wrong with you?
        Can’t you discern between auditory and olfactory stimuli?
        This reminds me of a funny moment I had with a girlfriend in the Alps: I had my binoculars with me and spotted a stag some distance away. I gave her the binos so she could take a look.
        After a while she muttered: “I can’t find it. I can only hear a cuckoo.”
        “Quick!” I said “give me the binoculars! I wanna hear it, too!”

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  5. Johno

    Um DR, you’re the one claiming to be an idiot! I was referring to idioms, one of which, Unfuck’s use of ‘bathroom’, by which he probably has unfortunately adopted instead of the correct word: toilet. See Unfuck, Yanks have a curious aversion to that word, they consider it rude to use it, which is odd, because they didn’t just have a big ‘bathroom paper’ shortage. Unfuck, whether you were in either room, it’s a funny place to be updating your blog, hmm?

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    1. Unfuck U

      Yeah it wasn’t easy learning that a toilet is a bathroom in unicorn.
      But since black isn’t black either…
      Answering comments whilst sitting in the bathroom 🙂 is a kind of ritual to me. You see, it’s the only place in my home I can sit and smoke.

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      1. Cederq

        People aren’t getting into that crap anymore… I haven’t seen or heard of a proctologist in a coon’s age.

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    2. Deathray

      Yeah well idioms is to close to a over the counter medication sold here call Imodium AD.
      It used for diarrhea so there you go.
      I’m sticking with idiot dammit.

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  6. Johno

    Unfuck, I just sussed out the Wikipedia home page, out of boredom, it says that Biden & Harris won the US Presidential election. Gee, to think, some of your correspondents will soon be pledging the flag, hand on hearts, under President Harris. All hail Cameltoe! Or maybe not?

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    1. Unfuck U

      Raúl Ilargi Meijer just published in »The Automatic Earth«:

      Since the US has no official institution to call an election soon after the polls have closed, and people want a result fast, it has befallen on the media to make the announcement. And by and large, this hasn’t been that big a deal. But when those same media have for 4 years relentlessly hounded one of the two candidates, it should be obvious that this “system” should not be applied. If only because it has no legal status whatsoever.

      However, people both in the US and abroad don’t appear to be aware of this. So when the New York Times et al declare a winner, this is seen as an “official” announcement. It is not. That won’t come until the Electoral College gathers in December (8-14th?!). And at least until then, Trump will have every right to contest the election in court. Still, “world leaders” are congratulating the “next president”. Do they really not know how this works?

      The idea behind it all is obvious, of course: to make Trump look like a sore loser, and Biden the president-elect, a title the media claim they can bestow upon him.

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  7. Johno

    Yeah, I think that the Democrats will be the sore losers when they don’t get a result from the Electors that they want, the minimum of 270 out of 538. In Australia, apart from particular issues, it is a moot point who wins, all being mere factions of a one-party state. The figureheads in government do just as their real bosses in the City of London and Tel Aviv order them to do, I suspect it’s the same in most countries. Trump and Biden certainly are both sock puppets of Netenyahu. I hope Bibi washes his hands afterwards!

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  8. Johno

    Your term “in unicorn”, what do you mean? English as a language is a real mish-mash of words and terms, often borrowed from the tongue of the invading Romans, Danes, Angles, Saxons and Franks who bettered the various Britons over the ages. So your forebears left a little something behind, apart from their DNA!

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    1. Unfuck U

      Today, I decided using this term for political correctness.
      Toilet translated into unicorn is bathroom.
      Abortion translated to unicorn = Planned Parenthood.
      Stupid, once translated to unicorn, becomes special abilities.
      Islam, after translation into unicorn, equals peace.

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    1. Unfuck U

      Rats aren’t illegitimate?
      Uh… please clarify.
      I sent you a pn.
      Geez! I am getting old, ya know?
      Had my xxth birthday yesterday.
      Condolences and words of sympathy are most welcome XD

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      1. Phil

        If you just turned twenty them I am Hugh Hefner buddy,
        Illegitimus, A Latin word that can be used for Bastards.
        It kinda literally says bastards no grind, carborandum being the stuff grinding wheels are made of.
        It’s a clever way to say DON’T LET THE BASTARDS GRIND YOU DOWN!

        HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
        I most certainly hope you had a good one man.
        Of course you have my condolences.
        It seems the pretty girls get younger every year.

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      2. Unfuck U

        Hehe!!
        My pretty girl being always ten years younger than me ist still at my side – after 25 years!
        I regard myself being a very lucky man!

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      3. Phil

        Herr UnFuck, I sent you a reply via Protonmail. Even if you sent me a message on Gmail, I get a copy of it. Get back to me .

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    1. Unfuck U

      You should have seen me talking Greek after I worked for the Turkish owner of a Kafeneion. I learned much Greek from him. Including his accent.
      Ever since these days Greeks tend to ask me if I ever was in Turkey…

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