329 thoughts on “Warden! Bring this message to Johno!

  1. Johno

    Unfuck, do you have shares in that ClearBlue/AdBlue urea-based Diesel exhaust additive? Brilliant ploy by car makers: go for a bush trip without a top-up, and the computer shuts your engine down! That such will surely, eventually result in death for a person ignorant of this added control means nothing to manufacturers or rule-makers. I don’t imagine people can find themselves days/weeks away from food and water resupply in western Europe, but everywhere else in the world, it’s common enough.

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    1. Deathray

      It’s the asshole politicians.
      I remember when they started fuckin over refining diesel fuel to lower sulfur.
      Had a buddy that was an operator at a Conoco Phillips plant.
      He showed me video of the oil execs testifying before congress telling them that the regulations would increase production costs, lower the power, lower the mpg and increase the price at the pump x3.

      I had bought a F250 . Got around 18 mpg not hauling any of my equipment behind it. Was paying .99 a gal.
      At the time diesel was the least expensive fuel going. In one years time, I could only get about 12 mpg. and was paying around $3.00 a gallon.
      The only thing that did was increase the cost for every item sold to every individual consumer alive.
      Look at the math. It doesn’t do a thing for sulfur emissions when you’re burning more fuel for the same outcome.

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      1. Unfuck U

        Yes, absolutely true!
        Then there’s the E10-additive over here.
        E stands for Europe and the 10 means 10 percent.
        So diesel here contains 10 percent so-called Bio-Diesel, meaning it was made from organic matter like plants and seeds and stuff.
        Before I bought that awesome Volkswagen T5 I owned a Toyota which didn’t like that type of Diesel at all. As it happened it clogged the filter and then that clogged filter became some sort of petri dish, a zoo for micro organisms and bacteria thanks to the “Bio” components.
        This in turn hurt the valves by causing heavy incrustations of the inlet valves resulting in 400 Euros repair once a year.
        Later I found out about an additive that slowed that process down to about one rapair every two years.

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  2. Johno

    Well if you want to be even happier, consider emigrating to Ireland or New Zealand, no snakes in either country. You’d have to try for a job as gamekeeper at an Irish estate, but could live a good life as a hunting guide in uNZid, eating the best of fur, feather or fin each day for free, as the introduced game is there for the taking. I was surprised however, one day while rabbit shooting in central Otago, to see a comparatively short, furry snow-white ‘snake’. It was an ermine, the winter colouration of the stoat, a feral pest, introduced to control rabbits, but like other introduced predators, decided that kiwis and other native species were easier to hunt. So surprised was I, that it remained alive, until a comical-looking “Uh-oh!” expression appeared on it’s face, before slipping into the nearest rabbit warren entrance.

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    1. Deathray

      I have those ermine here too. I can sit at my big kitchen window and look across the yard.
      Flat, white, 2 ft. of snow, all the sudden it’ll start moving and up pops a head. Funny little critters.
      No mice are here, although plenty of hares. I think the ermine like the voles., at least that’s what I’ve seen them mostly eating.

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  3. Johno

    Politicians Deathray? Australia is self-sufficient in oil and natural gas, we had onshore petrolium refineries. Now we import all petrolium fuels. Once we had five car plants turning out vehicles for the domestic market, and exporting to Asian countries, South Africa, NZ and a few to the US. Now we’re reliant on imports after gubmint interference resulted in plant closures, all that industry knowledge dissipated and wasted. Hang the bastards I say. Unfuck, you’re quiet, out riding your Honda postie bike?

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  4. Johno

    I don’t understand Deathray’s problem with snakes, I encountered them daily growing up. It was common for people to have a resident python sleeping in the rafters of the house, kept rats away, ate them up. And the bloody cats too, if they were useless. But Mum hated when they got a taste for chooks, I’d have to catch them and cart them miles away. The buggers would be back the next night but, and they’d have a long camp until they’d finished digesting their chicken dinner. Then I’d either kill them if too certain of stealing another chook or turkey. I eventually got smart and took them across the Barron River. I’ve got a resident Amythestine python now, Ssam the snake. He is well trained, goes and gets me a cold stubbie of beer out of the Esky, pops the lid off with his fangs and ‘hands’ it up. Handy things snakes, girls squeal if they’re not used to them, and I have to go ‘protect’ them, keep them safe.

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    1. Deathray

      Might be embedded into the DNA.
      I’m thinking it goes back to the garden.
      I like oranges better than apples too.

      Last week on my trip to town, I’m heading down the road and thought good lord, it 20 below zero here and there’s a 15 foot snake crossing the road.
      I started to perspire and a tightness in my chest.
      I said to my self, self your in a one ton truck just smash it and keep on going.

      The extension cord will never ever scare anyone again.

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      1. Unfuck U

        Reminds me of a kind of accident I had as a youngster in Greece.
        I went atop a cliff to the ruins of a hellenic temple. While wandering around i carried a little rock in my right hand absent minded.
        As I turned a corner a flash of shock and an instant reaction made that rock fly straight towards a walk crushing the head of a very beautiful rainbow colored lizard.
        I stood there abashed wondering how on earth I managed hitting that reptile so perfectly.
        It was a reflex, no brains involved.
        Instant caveman…

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  5. Johno

    We actually have sealed roads and highways now, Herr Postie. International corporations, like GM-Holden (rebadged as Pontiacs for the Yanks), British Motors Leyland, Toyota, Ford, Chrysler Australia (Valiants sent to UK) which was bought out by Mitsubishi, who made more money from continuing 6 and 8-cylinder Valiant production than little rice-burners. There are only boutique carmakers left here now, and military vehicle builders, truck and bus builders.

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  6. Deathray

    I’ve never been a big fan of roller coasters either, Johno.
    I have been on a few though.
    I must say that after receiving a short video from a old friend entitled 2 fall out of roller coaster, both survive,
    I really do appreciate watching others enjoying themselves.
    Seems the g forces were sufficient enough to snatch the top right off a bra less young gal.
    I enjoyed watching her have such an exhilarating experience and will with out a doubt encourage more cute ladies to ride on and temp fate. Just bring your go-pros.

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    1. Johno

      Roller coasters?? Has Cederq been giving you psych-drugs again? Are you sure you’re at the right blog, Deathray?

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    2. Johno

      Cederq, it is solely your business what you use your toilet utensils for, no matter how kinky, but Esky is a brand name for a portable drink/food cooler, introduced in the late ’50s, I think. They are well-made and perform well too, and quickly became so popular that the name itself became synonomous for any similar product of any brand at all.

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    3. Johno

      DR, but I can’t help it, having no control of what is imposed on me by Big Brother. Unfortunately, you and Cederq are now on the radar of the Echelon programme. Herr Unfuck is immune, being in Austria, but I suspect is likely already the object of worried conversation between Biden and Kurz, having dared to promote the idea of personal freedom and the lies behind Corona lockdowns on his blog. BTW, I’m considering the viability of getting snakes to drink antifreeze, and training them about road safety.

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      1. Unfuck U

        Yes… yes… go on… just keep talking while I make my notes… hmm… antifreeze drinking snakes… Excellent…with a little help he might… where are his medication records… uh, just keep on talking and tell me what’s on your mind…

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  7. Johno

    Australia and land formerly connected in ages past , like New Guinea, has a multitude of elapid (venomous, front-fanged) snakes, a great many of which can, and will, deliver fatal bites. Two varieties I’m wary of are the Eastern Brown and the Taipan, both are fast, aggressive and repeat strikers. The coastal taipan seems to be born pure mean, striking without any action on the victim’s part necessary, at times pursuing retreating people. Come late spring in the northern hemisphere, I’m going to Fedex a box to Deathray’s Mountain via Bumfuck, Alaska. You make sure to open it immediately on arrival.

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      1. Cederq

        No, I mean like you. You sound like a left liberal demodummycrat threatening us “Deplorables” which, I might add some if not most of us take pride in that description and own it!

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      2. Cederq

        Johno, I don’t think I have read of any of us threaten you or any one else on this blog or the other blogs we all seem to share… why is that? I for one think that sending poisonous snakes through the mail is a threatening gesture. You crossed a line buddy.

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      3. Deathray

        I can most certainly see your point Cederq.
        You’re correct in assuming that Johno made a threat to do bodily harm against me.
        I suggest that you might like to follow my thinking and look at it as the man is self described as being flat on his back, no close family or friends to aid even minimal assistance.
        Therefore not in the best position to carry out his threats or fantasies.

        We could contemplate raising the issue with the gatekeeper, but,being we’re all considered deplorable, I doubt the outcome would have any relevant significance.

        Allow him to huff and puff and even froth at the mouth. It’s probably the closest thing to exercise he gets. And, it is entertaining having a perfect lens through which to view insanity.

        The asylum cannot cure us all, and at times can only administer treatment and use restraints to keep inmates from becoming a danger.

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      4. Unfuck U

        You’re unfit for becoming a warden here, Deathray. You failed the IQ test.
        As we all know the applicant should have an IQ not exceeding 75 points.
        I should write an invitation to Johno.
        He seems very promising to me.

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    1. Deathray

      You dingass,
      The USPS barely works here.
      You send something FEDEX or UPS
      And I might see it this decade.
      It’ll get to Anchorage just fine but, it ain’t leaving there.

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      1. Johno

        Unfuck, that is why I’m trying to get antifreeze into them, so they don’t freeze solid. But I’ve given that idea away, now that Deathray is looking for Commie Democrat snow snakes, and spinning his wheels on extension cords.

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  8. Johno

    For Death and Cedreq conjointly, just where did I threaten you with a snake? It’s in your too vivid imaginations, a pair of nervous Nellies. I was, however, intending to send a couple of dozen cane toads. They are horrible, invasive creatures, introduced here to combat the cane beetle, a pest to the sugar-cane industry, but quickly decided that suburbia was an easier life. I hate them so much, that I feel Americans should have an opportunity to hate them too, the toxic, noxious horrors.

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    1. Deathray

      If this place will go after a person for introducing pheasants, you’ll be a international felon.
      Don’t be a international felon, Johno

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    2. Unfuck U

      Talking about horrible and invasive creatures:
      I hereby formally invite you to visit my office for IQ testing.
      We need a warden and you seem to be a promising candidate.

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  9. Johno

    Herr postie Unfuck, the ‘gay couple’ as you term them, are currently engaging in pearl-clutching. I think maybe Cederq has mixed up some old psych-drugs with his Viagra, or Geritol, while Deathray is worried about snow snakes. Don’t you have something therapeutic for them, like a dose of castor oil, perhaps the whole bottle full?

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    1. Unfuck U

      Yes, we can have a talk about that in my office once you feel well enough to do the IQ testing for your application.
      Go get your medication, son.

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      1. Deathray

        I’m going to need a battery bank, a old army field phone and some jumper cables placed in a sound proof room. The only test that I would then have to take would be what I call, watch how I cure Johno.

        And of course my technical assistant, Cederq.

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      2. Cederq

        As long as you let me crank the field phone generator as long as I want too Death. I would be happy to assist.

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      3. Deathray

        That’s exactly what I was thinking Cederq.
        In order for my cure to work, my utmost attention is required for the observation process.
        I won’t have the time to turn to crank.

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  10. Johno

    I tried putting Ssam the snake into the fridge to see if he could acclimatise to Alaska, but the bastard just ate my chook that I had in there for tea. Hey Unfuck, Austria is a cold place, but don’t you have adders and whatnot crawling around your countryside?

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  11. Johno

    Unfuck, re your disappearing trout: have you been letting Cederq swim in your (now troutless) trout lake? He may only have half a functioning kidney, but if he laps any of the water, his leathery old-man’s bladder just lets all that piddle run out. The Good Lord alone knows what types of psychactive drugs were poisoning your fish, which is in itself irrelevant, seeing as they were just as likely trapped in his fishnet stockings, usually secreted under his drill overalls (maybe that sight alone put them into shock). I reckon you’d best restock with piranha, before inviting him back for a swim next summer.

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      1. Johno

        You’re nearly spot-on, Herr Unfuck. But I envisaged you for that role, Cederq for Riff-Raff and Death for Frank N. Furter!

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  12. Johno

    Hey Herr Unfuck, are you okay? You must be stressed, battling the totalitarians in government, and the petty totalitarians that made your job a misery. Screw them both!

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    1. Unfuck U

      Thanks for asking!
      They’re now demanding that every pupil should “voluntarily” test for Corona.
      If the pupil or the pupil’s parents don’t give in, the child is not allowed in school any longer.
      Fuck them!
      We’re not giving in!

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      1. Deathray

        I’ve been a proponent for homeschooling for well over 20 years now.
        Public school education is anything but education.
        It is more about indoctrination than education.
        I would be furious every year when I had to write a check for school taxes and never had a child in the schools system. All because I was a property and business owner.
        I would sit behind busses unloading at apartment buildings and trailer parks.
        The entire bus would make one stop and be empty. Go back for another load.
        Those parents were renters and paid nothing for their children’s education.
        Add insult to injury, most seemed to be from south of our boarder so to speak.

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  13. Johno

    I don’t think you’ll find any Irukandji or Box jellyfish in Idaho, Cederq. But wearing one pair of nylons conventionally, with the other up-ended and the crotch cut out so you can fit them over your head, has long been the poor man’s version of the expensive stinger suit required when taking part in marine recreation here during summer months.

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  14. Johno

    Unfuck, please give those tights back to Frau Unfuck, so long as you havn’t ruined them. If they are beyond recovery, the poor things, send them across the border to Merkel, requesting a colour pin-up pose in return.

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  15. Johno

    Herr Unfuck, I’m concerned about the lack of oversight and transparency in the employment of new warder Deathray. Are you aware that the (formerly endangered) Alaskan snow snake is now extinct, due to his serpentcide? I urge you to submit him for anal Corona testing ASAP, INS!

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    1. Unfuck U

      I can understand that while being somewhat hazed by your daily medication it can be difficult reading and understanding all comments here.
      Maybe you haven’t read that Deathray is unfit being a warden here since he doesn’t meet the prerequisites of the job description which clearly states that an applicant‘s IQ must not exceed 75 points.
      So drop by anytime you like for your job interview and IQ testing.

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    1. Deathray

      Johno, I wasn’t always a professional yeti hunter.
      I’ve spent many years living in a miserable climate as you’ve described living in too.
      So I would therefore be speaking of the FUSA southern boarder.

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  16. Johno

    So Unfuck, that is your cutoff ceiling, 75. But surely you have an IQ floor too? Not sure I’d qualify. ps Did Angela pose in those stockings?

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      1. Johno

        Just send me the form, I’ll see if I’m bright enough to complete it. By the way, I’ll need a passport and visa too, but spend a few dollars more than you do on those poor Romanian girls.

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  17. Deathray

    Damn it UN, if you’re the only one allowed to have the keys to the drug locker,
    You need to dig deeper and find the strong stuff.
    The boy Johno is regressing by the day and is in need of gradually being placed into a coma for the betterment of all the institutionalized patients here.

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    1. Johno

      Deathray, after taking care to bandage parts of me that don’t work too well any more, I finally made another trip to the library. While such would have been shrugged off not too long ago, these days it is almost like an expedition.
      So, after fronting up to the counter staff girls and forking out money for some ear-buds to use on their PCs, I listened to that song. “Mama bear – something, something – mama bear – something, mumble, mumble – mama bear!” FFS Deathray, if you’re going to post a song like that, at least include some subtitles! Or at least an alternative version in the English language, please? I mean, Unfuck does have visitors here that may mistake such for English, how are his Romanian girls going to pick up some comprehension of the language being exposed to that? Was that your hillbilly band playing?
      Now I’ll struggle back to my invalid’s sickbed. If it wasn’t for the young library girl sitting on my lap ‘helping’ me with this PC, I’d send you a bill for the earpieces!
      BTW, it isn’t much use trying to get Unfuck to pass on an email, my phone doesn’t reach websites like that, and my account doesn’t want to recognise this PC.

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      1. Unfuck U

        Romanian girls don’t have to be good in hillbilly language. there’s certain other things they have to excel.
        What part of this world are you living in?
        Computers and related technology have become commonplace since the early 80s.
        Go check the connection of that library.
        Maybe it is still connected to DARPA NET or some old soviet mainframe. Take care not to push the wrong buttons though or else some long forgotten ICBM inside a derelict bunker might launch…

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  18. Johno

    Hey Unfuck, presumably you verified that song wasn’t totally ‘off’ before embedding it in your post? You had better be careful with anything coming from Deathray’s phone. I mean, now with his new squeeze, the librarian, he could accidently bump the ‘record’ button while in a clinch among the books, then carelessly include it in a future comment. Hey, good on him for playing the gigolo to his ‘old bint’, if he plays his cards right (especially with that grizzly poison he could ‘accidently’ have mixed into her Valentine chocs), he’ll inherit her private library and her gun collection. But then again, we may be reading things wrongly, he may enjoy the toyboy role, being her source of fresh correction fluid! Although at his age, nothing is likely to be very fresh, he’ll be onto you for a script for some generic Viagra.

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    1. Unfuck U

      Nah. It wouldn’t befit a postie to encroach or spying on a mail’s content, would it?
      What might happen though is … er… skimming over its content. Just like the way I always skim over your messages here just to make sure it wouldn’t give me brain cancer should I really read it.
      That been said I left the rest of your message skimmed without delving into it’s content.

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      1. Deathray

        Slow learner?
        Eventually you’ll get to be like the rest of us and not even bother looking.
        Come on, take the dive the water is great.

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  19. Deathray

    Johno, UN is already perscibing Cialas to all the rest of the patients and staff here as it is also a tool for elevated blood pressure.
    Being your the cause of that, you don’t get any.

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  20. Johno

    Oh joy, then I have achieved some good with my life! But my work here is not yet done, buckle up. BTW, what did you want of me re that song? I tried, but could make out little of the lyrics, apart from ‘mama bear’. It took me 10 days to get well enough to make the return visit, I expected something better. In future, I’ll expect Unfuck to be a bit more picky when he is playing postie.

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    1. Deathray

      I would have thought a smart guy like you would have looked for that on a search engine.
      As I’ve stated previously, it is just a funny kind of story put into a song with a catchy tune.
      I made a mistake thinking it would be something you would enjoy commenting on.
      Don’t concern yourself any further about it.

      As for the local librarian, I’m sure she has forgotten all about me.
      That one time visit was about a year ago now. It’s the only time I ever saw her and when I refused to donn the napkin she did follow out to the parking lot.
      We had a brief conversation about politics as I had been previously informed that she was one of the few locally that was liberal. You would have enjoyed being a spectator to it.
      I got the topic moving along rather nicely and she was convinced we were like minded.
      After a couple minutes allowing her to tell me her leanings I informed her that I was not really interested in politics much anymore. I had pretty much always been a hawkish conservative that has held elected office and the two party system in the country will eventually be its undoing . I found the Republican Party for the most part no more than a branch of the Democratic Party and both pretty much worthless liars not interested with serving the country but only interested in money and power.

      That position has a chilling effect on anyone interested in attempting to sway an individual to their point of view.
      It was funny seeing the change of expression and attitude. Quite a rapid transformation.

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      1. Johno

        Yeah, no wuckas. I truthfully could not understand the lyrics though. We don’t get any old librarians here, they die out or retire early after dealing with me.

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      2. Johno

        I’ve made this quip elsewhere already, but it bears reuse. You shall henceforth be called Deafray, as you’re obviously suffering hearing loss.

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      3. Unfuck U

        lemme guess about that rapid transformation:
        It looked like her face consisted of many parts held in place by screws and all of a sudden each of these screws came halfway out…

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  21. Johno

    Herr Unfuck, have you investigated any further the idea of launching the Chateau Unfuck U, or Unfuck U Towers label? The Froggie name is more applicable: chat being cat in French, and eau meaning water. Hence cat water, or as it would taste, cat piss. You could get those Romanian ‘virgins’ pressing grapes with their bare feet. Toss Cederq in to use his four feet, but with his kidney problem, it won’t help the taste any! If the resultant brew doesn’t eat through the plastic jugs you’d have to sell it in for the price to be competitive with methylated spirits, you’re on a winner! Mind you, if you have to enlist Cederq, don’t use it for automotive fuel, you’d have bitches in season following your car around everywhere.

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    1. Unfuck U

      Romanian ‚virgins‘ are pressing grapes with their bare tits, mate. Some perform this task with even more private parts if you can imagine.

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      1. Johno

        Unfuck, these Romanian ‘virgins’ you supply to provide breast grape-pressing, is that rating like olive oil, i.e. virgin, extra-virgin? Also, can I try before I buy?

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      2. Unfuck U

        I’d let you try one but if she doesn’t like you you might end up without your member.
        She’ll keep it after drying it.
        It might resemble a wrinkled toothpick after that.

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  22. Johno

    Herr Unfuck, are you in a different time zone to Vienna? As Austria seems little more than a rifle shot from one border to another, I wouldn’t have thought you’d bother with such frivolity.

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    1. Unfuck U

      Sorry but It’s pretty terrible around here. It’s all going crazy and most of the time I’m away meeting up with people.
      Now there’s also this thing with my former employer reaching its final stages. I think there’ll be the second and final court meeting pretty soon.

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  23. Deathray

    It appears to this inmate that the gatekeeper has flown the coup.
    I’ve searched everywhere for the keys to the front door without success.
    Only place left is his office and the door is locked.
    Any of you idiots have a paper clip that I can work these 10 locks with?
    I’m getting out. Whose coming.
    Be quiet about it though. Johno has been sedated lately.
    I don’t know how long this will last, but we’re leaving him here for safety reasons.
    GLOBAL SAFETY REASONS.

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    1. Johno

      Deafray, what have you done with Doktor Unfuck? I hope you havn’t fed him to the bears. Maybe Kurz did lock him up after all?

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      1. Unfuck U

        Kurz. pah.
        If I ever should disappear it would be a mental asylum. a real one.
        Things ain’t lookin’ good around here.
        Hell it has gone so bad I would even rather be somewhere in Australia!!

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    2. Unfuck U

      Ahum.
      I’d strongly advise against taking this step.
      It won’t work anyway.
      Think of it as like Hotel California.
      You can check out any time you like but you can never leave.

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      1. Deathray

        Although I’ve never been there, at least on a map Australia seems kinda big.
        I guess you could go there and not bump into Johno.
        Wait, it just occurred to me, what if everyone there is like him?

        I’d stay home and ride the storm out.

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  24. Johno

    DR, I checked with the young ladies at the library before I left, they say that there is definetely nobody else like me! You and Unfuck both though, will encounter a big problem if you try to emigrate to Australia, we do have standards here, you see. The fact that you’re white and speak English (I won’t quibble about the standard), will likely go against each of you. Although in Frau Unfuck’s case, I would provide succor until Herr Unfuck serves out his offshore detention at a former nuclear test atoll.

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  25. Johno

    Doktor Unfuck, LIAR ALERT! Deathray claims he’s never been to Australia, but he was seen swimming underneath Steve Irwin off Port Douglas* when they had the deadly encounter. So, sunblock prevents harmful rays hitting you, but won’t save you from a Deathray! Obviously a critic of the dickhead Croc Hunter. *about 15 miles north of Deathray and Cederq’s favourite getaway of Turtle Cove.

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    1. Unfuck U

      If DR really has been in Australia and had withheld that critical piece of information this office will get after him like chicken after June bugs!
      You see, the really severe cases of this asylum are held in Australia and must not be contacted at all costs!
      Their madness can be quite contagious.
      You should know that, don’t you?

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      1. Deathray

        Always thought about going but never got there.
        Now after exposure to the only person I know about that lives there, it has lost the appeal.

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  26. Johno

    Deathray, I was under the impression that Peace Officers of your generation went along to longhairs’ concerts to give them a hickory shampoo, not get all funky and into the peace and lurve shit with them! Or were you an undercover man? I doubt that Cederq would have been too good an undercover MP at 350lb! Not unless he had to stake out the base’s Krispy Kreme store.

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    1. Deathray

      Undercover? Only if it’s cold out.
      No, I was the lunkhead at the front of the stack.
      Everyone else would hide behind me.
      Gotta be a big man to track yeti.

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    2. Cederq

      350? Not even and when I was an MP, I was a svelte 175#… undercover? A lot of times. Why? I was looking for frisky Australopithecus Johnos invading Conus and Europe.

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      1. Unfuck U

        Australopithecus are easy to spot.
        Same beauty like those now extinct Neandertals.
        Cederq: could it be your forefathers had a hand in the disappearance of that remarkably ugly subspecies?

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  27. Johno

    What colour are Sasquatch girls under all the hair? If you tried to bring your girlfriend here, she’d likely have to go into quarantine as a pet. Then you’d have to settle on Heard Island near Antarctica for you two to feel at home, and she won’t pong too much there as she would in the tropics. No grizzly bears there to skin, but the place is over-run with rabbits and cats, so your missus will have plenty to eat. You too, no squirrels but, ‘cos there are no trees. Make sure to take Unfuck with you, he can practice his English with your girlfriend, start him off easy.

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      1. Johno

        She’d only need to learn “How dare you?” to communicate all she needs to Deathray. Just think if she had a shave, and DR found that he had himself The Great Scowler’s country cousin!

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  28. Johno

    Hey Unfuck, apparently Europe and North America are immersed in a new ice age. Well it is late summer here in the tropics, fairly cool today at 27C, it may drop down to 21C tonight. Dear me, might have to get a bikini girl to open the Esky for a cold stubby of beer, it’s hot work tapping this on my phone while wetting a line at the beach. I’ll check if she needs anymore sunblock rubbed on her.

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  29. Johno

    It depends on the region, Unfuck. In Tasmania, Victoria and southern parts of New South Wales, it can get as frigid as Europe, so yes. South Australia and southern Western Australia gets as cold from Antarctic winds, but is a much drier climate. Northern NSW and south-east Queensland is temperate. The top-third of the continent is sub-tropical, it has two seasons, the dry, including winter when only the coastal fringe is green, and the Big Wet. The dry centre of the continent is dead, except from occasional monsoonal rains blown inland, or flooding by long-dry river systems swollen by northern rainstorms, when it blooms into radiant colour and life. The whole continent is incredibly fertike, or could be, if just a portion of the billions of litres of rainfall that flows unchecked into the Pacific and Indian Oceans was diverted into the Dead Heart. Have a look online at Lake Eyre in flood, for an example of what could be the norm, but the greenies won’t let it happen, and they are who the pollies listen to.

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  30. Johno

    Unfuck, “ugly neanderthals extinct”, not so fast there. Take the braids off Greta, give some protrusion to the brow, what do you have, apart from the scowl?

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  31. Johno

    Cederq, you mentioned 350lb on a post, somewhere on the internet. Stuffed if I remember which blog though, I see that avatar pop up a lot, including at FriendsOfTurtleCove.com blog.

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    1. Deathray

      You blind senile broken down dipstick, it’s like 7 lines above.
      You’re all over the place posting your nonsense and don’t even know where you’ve been, where you’re going next, and what all your blathering about.

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      1. Cederq

        I have had patients in paranoiac hallucinations that made better sense then our esteemed Down way Under Johno of Commodious.

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  32. Johno

    DR, everything you say is true, can’t be denied, no matter my druthers. However, the WordPress programme inexplicably often does not provide a ‘reply’ icon to access a discussion thread properly. I have two viable suggestions on how to alleviate your stress: complain to Unfuck about the Leftist morons that operate the platform he uses; and, find a Lefty IT geek, anywhere, any time, and punch him or her* or it, out. *you’re not supposed to hit a lady, but they are never a lady.

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    1. Deathray

      Punch someone?
      Risk damage to my hand and face legal repercussions?
      Nah. I’m having fun pointing out the obvious and making fun of you.

      It always comes down to the limitations of your devices.
      Now wrap yourself up in bandages, get your walker and go sit in the sun.
      It appears that you’re deficient in vitamin D.
      Don’t forget the sunblock. We don’t want to hear you got a burn.

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  33. Johno

    It’s true that I don’t spend enough time outdoors, when younger if I wasn’t at work, then I was hunting, fishing or competing in rifle, pistol or shotgun matches. As for sunblock, you Yank bastards owe me reparations for the damage you caused by the lunatic attempt to blast a path through the Van Allen Belts in ’65, for the US space programme. NASA had the USAF explode 5 nuclear missiles high over the western Pacific, trying to make a safe exit/entrance for your manned lunar missions, using atomic explosions to ‘blow away’ the radiation belts. All the arrogant cretins, that your taxes pay for BTW, achieved was to destroy the ozone layer over Australia, New Zealand and other Oceania countries. Then you make up the lie that it was refrigerant gases that made us the skin cancer capital of the world, for people and animals. DR, I happen to admire much about the US and it’s people, but there are valid and logical reasons why the entire planet hates Yanks, or more accurately, fears you at most times, but especially now with the Paedo In Chief calling the shots.

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    1. Deathray

      Well we have found something to agree on.
      I don’t like us either.
      There’s no reason to be living this high up on the globe if you’re fond of people.
      I’m not prejudice though. I pretty much don’t like anyone. Where I came from, my family on both sides have been around for ever and well known. Add to the fact that I owned a business for over 25 years, held public office and was in LE for over a decade, I was pretty well known and highly visible. It burned me out on people.

      Don’t get me wrong, there’s some people here about
      And I’m sure that they may recognize me, but I’d bet there’s less than 20 that could tell you anything about me.
      I stay to myself and besides the little store, the sportsman shop and post office, I don’t go around much.
      Once a month I will go to eat at the restaurant and attend the meeting of our range just to keep up on any changes.

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  34. Johno

    Well your dog loves you Deathray, and I bet a grizzly bear would too, if you’d just let it. I bet that librarian would let you off the hook for an overdue book too. Shooting clubs are a good place to meet the right sort of woman, wish I could attend one. Trouble is, under association laws now, you need police permission to join – I’m not talking of a licence, or access to a gun, but just to be allowed to apply to a club for membership! Can you imagine any American accepting that? You have no rights here, it is a police state, and merely a quasi-autonomous, semi self-governing colony of the USA, our politicians pay allegiance to the City of London and Israel. Much as yours do, despite the growing Chinese control.

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  35. Johno

    Hey Doktor Unfuck, the Turtle Cove Beach Resort website’s hit counter shows plenty of visits from Idaho and Alaska IP addresses. I think maybe you’d better send a busty Romanian ‘warder’ to service those inmates. Just make sure to outfit each one in those ex-Soviet winter combat outfits you got on the cheap, as it may be too chilly for delicate Euro girls in those frozen wastelands of Socialist Amerika. They may need some of those (only slightly radioactive) ration packs too, as they’ll have to chew frozen spuds or beaver tails until spring. What a shithole country, they run rapine over the world, then elect a criminal paedo for president, who immediately turned their country’s heat off.

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  36. Johno

    Hey Dok Unfuck, re your umbrage over pointless masking rules. Queensland Health administers state government funded and run hospitals, I am critical of some of their policies, but having attended three* outpatients clinic visits last year, none of the patients or hospital staff wore any silly masks. *1 x Cardiac Health, 2 x Diabetes Centre, 0 x Psychiatric – I told them a famous Austrian shrink took care of that. They want to know if you’re a cigar smoker?

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  37. Johno

    Unfuck, after you being missing for some time I accused Cederq of having you locked in his spud cellar, but he was too shy to rise to the bait. Gee, it must be awfully chilly down there, especially if true all of what you’re wearing is only the gimp outfit from Pulp Fiction. At least you’d have plenty of frozen spuds to eat for tucker, bit boring but.

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  38. Johno

    Hello, is there a Doktor in the house? Your inmates are running low on psychoactive drugs, Herr Unfuck. We havn’t heard from you for a fortnight, are you alright?

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