The forging press will be sent on its way tomorrow!
The forging press will be sent on its way tomorrow!
The forging press will be sent on its way tomorrow!
The forging press will be sent on its way tomorrow!
so just ya’ll know.
Good news
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Cederq
So I guess you are getting your forging press? Seems like you are kinda happy… or is that you dipping into Phil’s and Johno’s psych meds again?
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Deathray
If he was dipping into John’os it would require a laddle. The doses required to keep him semi neutralized are injectables only.
Un, after getting the opportunity to view some of your metal workings
And the fact that you’re waiting on the early Christmas gift
I’m thinking it would be a nice idea to come up with a unique style of nail for Aussie’s coffin.
Only one is required. You know, the final nail in the coffin. It looks really bad over there for all of them.
Johno, if you’re so bad off that all you can do is lay on your back in bed
Dammit man at least sit upright. Get a stick or a piece of pipe or something.
As your swinging it around, breaking a few bones, use some of those goofy words of yours.
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Unfuck U
A unique style of nail for Johno huh.
Maybe a pair of tits instead of the nail’s head?
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Unfuck U
Don’t need no stinkin’ meds!
That press is my drug!
YAY!!
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Phil
Yay,!
In gets a new toy to play with!
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Deathray
In
Out
Un
It
I know, BFYTW Deathray.
I’ll take my leave now.
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Sandy
Off topic (sorry Unf).
Deathray, in the previous post you said “Sandy, don’t go.”
I say, “You had me at hello.” 😆
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Deathray
Wow!!!!
hello, hello,hello.
Please, just don’t say” show me the money” 😁
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Sandy
Lol! Show me the money! (With tears streaming down my cheeks!).
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Sandy
Lol! Show me the money! (With tears streaming down my cheeks!).
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Cederq
Am I noting a flirtatious attraction blossoming? Death, I didn’t think you had it in you…. What with caribo guts and blood down your coveralls I didn’t think you would attract a Southern belle.
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Deathray
I have more than one change of clothes and a shower don’t cha know
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Sandy
I’ve gutted fish, small game and deer. I’m not afraid of blood and guts. And I can still put on some makeup and a fancy dress for the husbands fancy assed events.
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Cederq
You could just wear what ya had on cutting fish heads off and gooey blood and guts from Bambi to one of those fancy soirees and you would make a statement…
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Sandy
Oops! My avatar changed again. Did I fuck up my email again? Fucking White Russians.
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Deathray
That was the second thing that you said to me recently that I’ve been told before.
I’m hoping that you’re not someone from my past.
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Sandy
If I’m someone from your past it was meant to be. But nein, things happen for a reason.
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Sandy
I’m in fucking moderation purgatory again. I’m about done.
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Johno
Attn miss Sandy, if you go back one post and look near the end of the thread, you’ll see yourself mentioned by Herr Unfuck. It is just before me suggesting funeral insurance for himself. You’re welcome.
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Cederq
Sandy, you are somewhere, where is will be decided later….
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Deathray
I’d tell you to get my email off of Un, but months ago I asked him to send something to Johno and he broke down and cried about not being a postman.
I don’t know maybe Phil may be more accommodating.
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Cederq
Sandy can have my email, just click the dog avatar… she won’t bite.
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Sandy
I phone and I pad won’t let me accept email avatar emails. I’m fucking screwed.
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Cederq
Huh? click on the dog and a screen pops up from Gravatar (WordPress) and it shows up on the profile. Or are you saying it won’t allow you to click on the dog? By the way that dog was a female French bulldog I cohabited with that would sit on her ass and stick out her tongue. Her name was Elenior…
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Unfuck U
Huh. I didn’t cry. Maybe some whining was involved but mostly grumbling.
I was crumbling while grumbling – didn’t I?
Just say I didn’t do what you’ve asked me to.
I don’t see no reason why I shouldn’t play the Postillion d’Amour for awhile 🙂
So what now? Want me to pass on your email, marital status, blood test and proctologist’s results?
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Cederq
Ahhh, Unfuck as cupid…. will wonders ever cease?
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Unfuck U
Yeah. Like some hyena turning vegan.
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Deathray
Annnnd, in the meantime we’re all patiently waiting for some hot metal videos and molten transformation.
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Unfuck U
While you’re melting the heart of an innocent girl.
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Cederq
is Deathray’s dog innocent?
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Unfuck U
Dunno if his dog is innocent but yours is guilty.
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Cederq
Guilt by association?
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Unfuck U
guilt by experience
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Deathray
I hear that.
See what he did, Un.
Went and started talking about Eleanor and scared her away.
Just when I was starting to have some fun too.
You’re fired as my wingman dammit, Cederq.
I’d expect that from that Aussie, but you? Really?
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Unfuck U
Here, here… don’t be too harsh on him.
There, take this yellow pill.
There you go. Nice boy.
You’ll feel better soon.
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Cederq
Death, you spelled her name wrong, it was Elenior, not Eleanor… I wasn’t aware I was your wingman. I could have sworn I was your fellow Johno antagonist.
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Johno
Doktor Unfuck, I hope you washed your hands after performing Deathray’s proctology exam? Also, did you count everything afterwards? It’s just that if he has to walk backwards down his mountain trail at night because you left the Maglite behind, well, your malpractice insurance is going up, again. What insurance? Well, I thought that was what Nurse Sandy is.
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Johno
Deathray gets a tad confused, Cederq. It happens like that everytime, when his librarian girlfriend does cosplay as her heroine Eleanor Roosevelt. Deathray gets lucky if he straps on the callipers lhke FDR.
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