38 thoughts on “Good news

  1. Cederq

    So I guess you are getting your forging press? Seems like you are kinda happy… or is that you dipping into Phil’s and Johno’s psych meds again?

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    1. Deathray

      If he was dipping into John’os it would require a laddle. The doses required to keep him semi neutralized are injectables only.

      Un, after getting the opportunity to view some of your metal workings
      And the fact that you’re waiting on the early Christmas gift
      I’m thinking it would be a nice idea to come up with a unique style of nail for Aussie’s coffin.
      Only one is required. You know, the final nail in the coffin. It looks really bad over there for all of them.

      Johno, if you’re so bad off that all you can do is lay on your back in bed
      Dammit man at least sit upright. Get a stick or a piece of pipe or something.
      As your swinging it around, breaking a few bones, use some of those goofy words of yours.

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  2. Sandy

    Off topic (sorry Unf).

    Deathray, in the previous post you said “Sandy, don’t go.”

    I say, “You had me at hello.” 😆

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    1. Cederq

      Am I noting a flirtatious attraction blossoming? Death, I didn’t think you had it in you…. What with caribo guts and blood down your coveralls I didn’t think you would attract a Southern belle.

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      1. Sandy

        I’ve gutted fish, small game and deer. I’m not afraid of blood and guts. And I can still put on some makeup and a fancy dress for the husbands fancy assed events.

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      2. Cederq

        You could just wear what ya had on cutting fish heads off and gooey blood and guts from Bambi to one of those fancy soirees and you would make a statement…

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  3. Deathray

    That was the second thing that you said to me recently that I’ve been told before.
    I’m hoping that you’re not someone from my past.

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    1. Johno

      Attn miss Sandy, if you go back one post and look near the end of the thread, you’ll see yourself mentioned by Herr Unfuck. It is just before me suggesting funeral insurance for himself. You’re welcome.

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  4. Deathray

    I’d tell you to get my email off of Un, but months ago I asked him to send something to Johno and he broke down and cried about not being a postman.
    I don’t know maybe Phil may be more accommodating.

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      1. Cederq

        Huh? click on the dog and a screen pops up from Gravatar (WordPress) and it shows up on the profile. Or are you saying it won’t allow you to click on the dog? By the way that dog was a female French bulldog I cohabited with that would sit on her ass and stick out her tongue. Her name was Elenior…

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    1. Unfuck U

      Huh. I didn’t cry. Maybe some whining was involved but mostly grumbling.
      I was crumbling while grumbling – didn’t I?

      Just say I didn’t do what you’ve asked me to.
      I don’t see no reason why I shouldn’t play the Postillion d’Amour for awhile 🙂

      So what now? Want me to pass on your email, marital status, blood test and proctologist’s results?

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  5. Deathray

    Annnnd, in the meantime we’re all patiently waiting for some hot metal videos and molten transformation.

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  6. Deathray

    I hear that.
    See what he did, Un.
    Went and started talking about Eleanor and scared her away.
    Just when I was starting to have some fun too.

    You’re fired as my wingman dammit, Cederq.
    I’d expect that from that Aussie, but you? Really?

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    1. Cederq

      Death, you spelled her name wrong, it was Elenior, not Eleanor… I wasn’t aware I was your wingman. I could have sworn I was your fellow Johno antagonist.

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  7. Johno

    Doktor Unfuck, I hope you washed your hands after performing Deathray’s proctology exam? Also, did you count everything afterwards? It’s just that if he has to walk backwards down his mountain trail at night because you left the Maglite behind, well, your malpractice insurance is going up, again. What insurance? Well, I thought that was what Nurse Sandy is.

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  8. Johno

    Deathray gets a tad confused, Cederq. It happens like that everytime, when his librarian girlfriend does cosplay as her heroine Eleanor Roosevelt. Deathray gets lucky if he straps on the callipers lhke FDR.

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