Video: A riddle for ye oldtimers!

Someone who I believe wishes to remain unbeknownst to the common inmatenery around here pointed me to a video which I am inclined not to withhold from said public.

The riddle: who of our inmates could that gentleman – as seen in that video – be?
Guesses are welcomed.
Let’s see if the mystery sender was right!

79 thoughts on “Video: A riddle for ye oldtimers!

    1. Deathray

      Yeah right.
      I can’t believe that you sent that.
      Sometimes Cederq your a asshole and take things too far.

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    2. Johno

      That foul stench may escape your arse, Cederq, but you won’t escape. See you at your appointment in Sumara.

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    1. Deathray

      And with all that spitfire you have, who would have ever thought you had an ounce of compassion?

      Oh come on. You’re just worried about getting kicked off of here.

      I’m telling you that won’t happen.

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    1. Unfuck U

      Yeah there are so many characters Mr. Larson chiseled out but I have yet to discover my very self in his works.
      Could be that one:

      Or maybe that:

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  1. Johno

    Unfuck, was the header photo taken during your Soviet military service while much of Austria was under postwar occupation? Gee, you’d be an old fart then. When did you kick the USSR troops out?

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    1. Unfuck U

      ‘twas 1955.
      Austrians believed they were free after that with democracy and scoobeedoo.
      Little did we know it would become eroded so much that it was incredibly easy installing yet another dictatorship in 2020.

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  2. Johno

    Hey Unfuck, re forge operation. You wouldn’t be getting too close to the furnace heat yourself then? You posted that St. Nick selfie a few days ago, not too rosy-cheeked, and one day soon, old Nick’s whiskers will go woosh!, when you get too close.

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    1. Unfuck U

      The Forge emits a lot of heat right at the opening so you couldn’t reach the flames without burning yourself first – so it’s not that dangerous.
      Oh, and believe it or not: my second surname is Nikolaus so It’s not just entitlement but also obligation 🙂

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      1. Johno

        I was planning on playing St. Nick for the Teuton/Scandi backpacker girls at Xmas, but it got all screwed with the scamdemic. The fact that they infest the Esplanade in the nudd or just topless is irrelevant, it was just a way to make lonely girls feel at home.

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      2. Unfuck U

        Yes sure. You don’t care if gals run around naked or topless.
        You’re St. Nicolas just wanting to help, nothing more!
        Give me any reason not to believe that.

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      3. Deathray

        Are you say that Johno thinking about dressing up in costumes and having pretty nude ladies wanting to hangout with him doesn’t pass the sniff test? I was trying to figure out if the boy hand a trout in his pocket or just needs a shower myself Un.

        But he answered that question when he said he hasn’t had hot water in 25 years.
        That doesn’t mean that he can’t get a warm feeling once in awhile though.
        Too bad that happens when he’s pissing down his leg.

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  3. Deathray

    Johno, I’m happy to wake up and find your back.
    When you go silent,I have bad thoughts and visions that they finally caught up with you and took you away to the camps.

    Now that I got my feel good niceties out of the way way for the day, you must tell me your secret.

    How could a vision impaired, broke back, nursing home patient ever manage to convince topless or nude backpacker Teuton/Scandi girls to ever want to play anything with you?

    Come on buddy and do me a favor and please tell me.
    I’m wearing some readers now typing this out and my back does hurt.
    See, I’m maybe not to far behind you.
    I’m seeking all the advice I can get now.

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    1. Johno

      Death, at Xmas time, the only females seeking you out are lice from the Yeti, looking for body heat and fresh blood to feed their eggs. And your poor deaf dog too, she won’t be too picky.

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  4. Johno

    That is terrible, Unfuck. In Australia, it is a sham democracy, in that the various political parties are just factions of the uniparty, that or controlled opposition. I’m disenfranchised, because I’ve nobody to cast my vote for. Still, Unfuck, you and I can both be happy that we’re not loser Yanks! Deathray and Cederq can sit at their calculators and figure out just how many M16s, FN SCARs, M24s, M25s, M240s, M249s, M2s, M4s, ACOGs, thermal scopes et cetera, that their own taxes paid for, given away for free to the telly ban, courtesy of their own defence forces and government. I shouldn’t pull a low act, rubbing their noses in the mess they own, should I? Nah, fuck ’em.

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    1. Deathray

      Man O Days , Johno,
      You had me a terrified there for and couple seconds.
      You’re raddleing off a list of hardware and I got the cold sweats thinking you had somehow gotten the contents of my safe. Damn son, you called out almost every one of my fun sticks.
      It was the part where you left out the sporting toys, the bars of silver and the quarter million rounds of pill popping joy that I finally recovered enough to read on and see that you’re referencing our uncle.
      See buddy the truth is nobody likes him.
      He’s not invited to any family functions and we quit listening to anything he says awhile back.
      Yeah, he’s a loud talker, and a big spender but you see, that asshole has earned none of it and deserves even less. You’re right it’s all being done and it isn’t even his money he’s blowing.
      The dude is a absolute thief.
      Now I can’t speak for my friend Cederq, but for me, I new what a dick Uncle Surgar was way back say 35 years ago.My problem was trying to convince the rest of the family. Thems some hard headed people let me tell you. So anyhow I kinda got tired of beating my head on that wall and said it was time for some self preservation. And friend let me tell ya, I found this little tiny patch of world where there’s next to nuthin.
      But, now don’t you know old Uncle Surgar done gone and went too far. Kinda shit the bed as Folks from Sandy’s part of the country say. Now all those people I left behind are emailing and texting me trying to remember the things I was saying decades ago. Poor peoples don’t realize 5 o’clock is approaching and the dinner is cooked.
      Yeah buddy I don’t see much of old uncle around hear.
      I really went on there. Just wanted you to know that your friends Cederq and Deathray are doing good. Old Cederq is the rolling stone. The boys in constant motion and no way is dust gonna settle on him let alone start growing any moss. Me, I’m buried deep boy let me tell ya. Keep listening to your tv friend.
      You know everything that comes out of that is the gospel now don’t ya?

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    2. Unfuck U

      Now would be a perfect opportunity dressing up as, say, a Taliban infiltrating into Afghanistan and buying nice American weaponry for peanuts!

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      1. Deathray

        I’m going to have to get a new disguise now that you went and blew my cover, Un‼️
        Didn’t want to have to do it, but I’m thinking that trying the fully covered head to toe female disguise might be the way to go.

        Think being 6’3 and 250 lbs I can pull that off?

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      2. Unfuck U

        You’ll be a beauty to behold!
        Don’t forget to snip off your noodle and those two peas you’ve got plus get a hole where your private parts have been or else your show might end in disaster.
        …and I don’t want to clean your messed up face afterwards.

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  5. Johno

    Deathray, 1. Live in a dream world like me. Oh, but you already do! Thinking that your vote foq Trump, the controlled opposition ‘former’ Democrat, Bibi’s sock puppet, who totally failed in draining his handbasin, forget the swamp, who actually boosted big gubmint over-reach, could get you anything of substance. Yeah, that dream world. 2. I don’t live in a nursing home. I’d do it though, hot water is something I havn’t been able to afford for 25 years. Regular meals and medication would be nice too. Maybe when I pay off my fine, if I’m alive.

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  6. Johno

    Herr Unfuck, you and your ermine hunting pal may be wondering where the snark came from. I havn’t slept for days, couldn’t go to a doctor because I hurt too much (and don’t want to hurt anybody if I do fall asleep while driving). Physiotherapy tomorrow will help, and maybe some of your pills? I’ve no idea why junkies spend big $ on naughty drugs, just going without sleep is cheap. I’ve read military memoirs of fighting in the Eastern Front, the Pacific and other theaters, by sleep deprived men, bad stuff.

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    1. Unfuck U

      Those German soldiers were often filled to the brim with Pervitin, the granddaddy of nowadays Meth.
      As far as I know, US soldiers are sometimes getting pills like that even today.

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  7. Johno

    Buy them, Unfuck? You might do better with some cute looking goats! I’d like a MAG-58 thanks, Deathray stocks them as M240, the Poms as the L-something GPMG. Our AJs found out the hard way that not all ‘Maximi’s are made equal, fucking FN, the Poms and the Yanks all use different dimensions to make the ‘same’ gun! Henry Ford and Sam Colt must be laughing. Now you’re showing prejudice against insects, just imagine what those poor lice are going through, livers being ruined. Yeah, officially issued military drug use is big, especially for pilots. Hey Unfuck, I don’t want uppers, just something to take the edge off the rusty, flaking barbed wire wrapped around my spine.

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    1. Unfuck U

      Me likes FN a lot!
      In the Austrian army I had the FN FAL and even though it was quite heavy she was a beauty and very reliable.
      And then there’s the FN High Power chambered in 9mm – geez! This pistol (and the old German P38) rocks!
      What did you do again with this back of your? You shouldn’t be too nice to Cederq since he’s prone to slap your back.
      Get some rest, stop agitating and…
      …here. Take this bottle. Just don’t drink it all at once!

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  8. Johno

    Death, who is this ‘tv’ you want me to listen to, some transvestite friend of yours? I’m broadminded, but if you paid Unfuck for ‘her’, get your money back. If you mean television, done without the lies for at least 18 years, don’t read newspapers either. Don’t pay attention to gubmint of any stripe, except I’m forced through disability to take their pension.

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    1. Deathray

      We have more than a few things in common Johno.
      After being disabled from my auto accident all the doctors, lawyers,close family and friends all wanted me to go on the government dole.

      All my busting your ass put aside, I am fortunate that I didn’t have to do that and sorry that you did.
      I had a few good years as far as work goes and had paid off my home and property mortgage, along with my equipment loans. So l had put some money away. Then after numerous surgeries and being informed by the dr’s that I wasn’t going back to my 2 jobs, I sold it all and got out of there. Hell man just paying all their taxes was killing me. Now? Besides getting gouged for the fuel taxes I don’t give them a thing.
      Hoping that holds out but the world is changing quickly.

      Heard talk yesterday that a couple retired cops from a big east coast city had bought some property here.
      That got some folks talking and wondering how they ever found this place.
      Local gal sells real estate here and last spring she said she was never so busy.
      Seems some people see the writing on the wall and getting away from the population centers just like me.
      I’m hoping those that come have their heads wrapped tight and get themselves good and prepared.
      This is no place to be if you’re not and it all flies apart. If they are, I’m glad to have them.
      Even way out here, I see a bunch of folks that are either blind or simply not paying attention. Could get interesting.

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      1. Unfuck U

        It’s the same over here!
        Property prices and rents are going through the ceiling and it’s extremely expensive getting something reasonable you can live in – it’s almost impossible.
        We’ve been thinking it was a bubble which would burst but this bubble just got really enormous.
        Now you can’t afford housing here, you can’t afford buying a home let alone building one. It’s impossible.
        Everybody wants to move out to the countryside – and guess why!
        Austria, my country, is now top ranked all over Europe concerning space usage.
        Dunno how many football fields are being used up every day by building.
        And one can tell: free and open countryside with just nature and without any house to see?
        Almost non existing anymore.

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  9. Johno

    Dunno what you put in that, Unfuck, but I had a few hours sleep, delicious! Back: I was forced to start after my 15th birthday, doing a mans beast-of-burden work to support my widowed sick mum, like youngsters the world over. I ripped 2 groin hernias 46 years back, but just found out after recent imaging. My spine is riddled with arthritis from old injuries, like many of us, but it was at 80% compression on the spinal cord, and I’d lost 7cm height. I had several laminar decompressions done, and external osteophytes cut away. When they remove the rear one-third of each vertebrae to relieve the spinal stenosis, they also ream out the bone around the lateral nerves to relieve foraminal stenosis. If the surgeon is good, you’re not paralysed, mine was a neurosurgical professor. FN: I had a 7.9mm SAFN, also a Lithgow made SLR, the local inch pattern version of the FAL G-1, bloody great rifles. We also used FN-made GP-35s for decades from the early 50s, to present. But we should have swapped to the .40 calibre heavier slide, as our Mk.2Z subgun ammo is a tad hot on 9mm slides, they fracture time after time. AJ pistol ranges have buckets of cracked GP slides.

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    1. Deathray

      Good to hear they didn’t paralyze you.
      They obviously nicked some nerves running to the brain stem.

      Had the double hernia situation myself.
      Army caused it so they fixed it.
      Felt like a guinea pig when they said I wouldn’t have any external stitches.
      They were using glue and tape.
      About ten hours after surgery I’m on the throne and thought my insides were going to fall out and end up in the loo.

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      1. Johno

        Deathray, just let it all go, don’t fight against nature. You can just give it a rinse off and poke it all back. Just think of those gay beach bums that you pay virtual visits, imagine a prolapsed rectum and a handful of beach sand too. They’d have to walk on their hands to leave the beach.

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      2. Johno

        If there are no local crops suitable as bio-fuel, what about rendering seal and whale blubber into oil? Add a tiny bit of jet oil for the additives, that will be your only tax to pay.

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  10. Johno

    Unfuck, re the FAL. The Government Small Arms Factory at Lithgow made a few versions of the SLR. The L1A1-F1 for New Guinea, with a shorter buttstock and barrel, with a shorter muzzle brake rather than a flash hider, to suit the stocky build of the locals. The standard rifle L1A1, was exported to dozens of countries worldwide. I’ve read that the heavy barrel FALO was unsuccessful with countries that trialled it. Personally, I reckon this is a furphy, repeated by armchair warriors, as the Automatic Rifle L2A1 was very successful in Vietnam with RAR and SASR. With 1 or 2 per section (squad to Yanks), the automatic fire capability was greatly increased. They could be used as a ‘floating’ LMG, deployed where needed, or just as a h-bar SLR. They used a straight 30-round box magazine, similar to the slightly kinked mag of the 7.62mm L8 series Bren, both of which also fitted the SLR.

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    1. Unfuck U

      Basically the FN FAL was a rifle of the cold war era and was a great infantry rifle in those days. It had its drawbacks though and modern battle rifles fare better.
      I forgot to mention that the FN FAL used by the Austrian army from 1958 until 1977 was a version on itself – the StG 58:

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  11. Sandy

    All that weapons talk- stop talking sexy to me.

    If you all are looking for kindness and compassion from me for your broken up bodies, that personality has left the room. Raging bitch is now in control. 😂

    Pain is weaknesses leave the body.

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  12. Johno

    Miss Sandy, I met your Aussie spirit woman at Xmas ’68. I smashed the bones above and below my elbow, and had spent 3 days with my arm tied up tight against the wall. When a kind young nurse came to take it down, I explained as how I was quite happy where it was (I’d still be there). Next thing, the ward Matron* was demanding to know why it wasn’t untied yet, the nurse explained, to be abruptly cut off with “Rubbish, children don’t know what’s best, and you must never listen to them!”, as she headed toward my bed like a Nazi panzer, batting sick kiddies aside. Damn, I knew what was about to happen, and was powerless to prevent it. With no attempt to relieve my muscles that were frozen in place by then, she untied my hand and forced my arm straight down. I’m sorry Sandy, being a sook, I howled, then cried. That was the first time that I wanted to kill. *Think R. Lee Ermey’s drill sergeant, but without the compassion. Maybe a Head Nurse under your ranking? Gee, I miss old Gunny Ermey.

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  13. Johno

    I needed my magnifier, Unfuck. Did it have an integral bipod? The SLR was much the same, but with a wooden forend, no bipod. The L2 Automatic Rifle however, had an integral folding bipod that clipped together, forming a forend when folded, with wooden panels attached to the struts, it would be hard to pick from a standard rifle in some photos, but the larger LMG rearsight is a giveaway. When unfolded the left leg formed a handy forward grip when walking, gun slung from a Bren sling across your shoulders. The Bren sling was great when fitted to the 9mm Owen Machine Carbine, with both hands on the grips, it hung naturally just right to lift to the shoulder to fire, or excellent instinctive point shooting from the low position. Yank collectors should get an OMC, built like a tank, they won’t break and can accurately shoot snappy ammo all day long, until you’re too tired and want some tea.

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    1. Unfuck U

      Yes it had an integral bipod which worked quite nice even though one couldn’t change its height.
      The wooden butt was later replaced with a very durable black plastic butt stock, which was the version I used.
      One winter night when our platoon was camping out in freezing cold, one of my comrades thoughtlessly hung his rifle to the chimney of the central wood stove which also was carrying the tarp of the tent. The next morning the plastic butt stock was molten away XD
      But I believe I have told that story already before.

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  14. Johno

    Raging Bitch Sandy sounds like fun, but can you let us know the roster for Caring Compassionate Sandy? Um, also for Naughty Nurse Sandy?

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    1. Sandy

      Raging bitch sandy is fun, haven’t you noticed? Roster for caring, compassionate sandy is few and far between- you have to earn it. Naughty nurse sandy is reserved for hubby, just did reverse cowgirl on him today.

      To much Unf? 😬

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      1. Unfuck U

        You now must NEVER post a picture or a close, truthful description of yourself here since you’ve just planted a picture in my brain and I really want that lady look awesome.
        Knowing it’s not like my imagination would be definitely too much, yes.

        Btw show me a man that doesn’t like being cowgirled 😄

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      2. Deathray

        Must have been in a dark basement.
        I’ve come to the conclusion that you’re a damn vampire and will burn up in the day light.
        You only come out to play when the sun goes down.

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  15. Johno

    Well, Unfuck, earlier generations of rifles with a lock, stock and barrel (as per the old phrase), can have parts like a butt replaced, if needs be by a unit armourer, or just the AJ himself if trying to keep his fuckup ‘off the book’. Newer designs like the FNC or M16 even moreso lend themself to easy repair or parts replacement for different roles. Imagine making your colleague’s blue with a Glock pistol or Steyr AUG rifle! Did he blame the Soviets for it at his court martial, or did his corporal kick his Arsch and make him pay for a new stock?

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    1. Unfuck U

      One couldn’t replace that stock that easy. Already the material to make it with isn’t that easy to come by, then there’s the inner workings of the FAL… that stock would have to be perfectly aligned a couple of metal plates screwed on and what have you.
      Don’t forget we were out there in winter!
      No hardware shop around, just fucking chill, snow and landscape. One couldn’t try hiding such a major fuckup unter these circumstances.
      Well I have never ever witnessed such a royal dress down the way this poor sod received! It was legendary!
      Dunno if he got court martial for that but he was the target of many jokes in the next couple of weeks.

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  16. Sandy

    I may show a picture Unf. Cause my man thinks I’m sexy as hell and beautiful, even though I’m older. I take care of myself. Reverse cowgirl benefits the women. Then he flips me over to modified doggie style and finishes me off. TMI. SORRY.

    Deathray I prefer bright lights so I can appreciate the fucking sexy male form.

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    1. Sandy

      Sorry Unf, I may have crossed the line with that last comment. I’ll stop misbehaving, I promise.

      Although Deathray did say this blog was raw and unfettered.

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  17. Johno

    Sandy, you may be “older”, but planting such concepts in the minds of the old farts that frequent Herr Unfuck’s blog, well, should they get lucky, they may end up at the physiotherapist, or even the emergency dept., after something broke. If Deathray couldn’t hook up with his librarian, and tried it with his Yeti girls, he may be broke, in pieces. You might have sent Cederq off on an interstate trip to visit his ex-wife! As for Unfuck, let us hope that he wears a very heavy leather apron at the forge, until Frau Unfuck gets home from her strudel shopping.

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      1. Johno

        Miss Sandy, I hope Phil doesn’t read your comment, what with his bad back and all. Me, I’ll just wait to read about it. I’m too slack to make the effort required. You’re funny though.

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  18. Johno

    Herr Unfuck, the instigator of your post has gone to ground, laying low. Either he is worried that my eyes are better and I could shoot now (they aren’t), or he was guffawing so much at his own joke that he swallowed his tongue. The third possibility is that he read Nurse Sandy’s comment and is currently installed in his ex-wife’s bed, while she is strapping on the spurs. If so, he’d better have visited Subway first to stock up on 300mm subs.

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    1. Unfuck U

      Instigator who?
      I never mentioned a name.
      Yeah you see it’s something to get used to having female inmates here, too.
      I am confident it will work out just fine.
      Certain jokes will wear off over time and then your bowels will work nice again 🙂

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      1. Johno

        No worries, Unfuck. After one comment, he got bored when I didn’t respond, and wondered off to piddle on car wheels, probably got run over. Although, with his tendencies, being the dirty dog that he is, he will be looking up girls’ skirts all day. He’ll have to go to the vet with his sore neck!

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      2. Johno

        Unfuck, your unnamed correspondent should have his own TV show – The Instigator – stirring more shit than a sewerage farm!

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  19. Johno

    Herr Unfuck, I think that maybe some of your visitors skipped town when you went into stealth mode, and you have a following of people who rarely comment, I believe anyway. Now that Sandy has proven that women can comment here, and not only get out alive, but take some trophies too. You should encourage more women to submit comments, especially women that are top-heavy redheads! Do you have a hit counter, Unfuck? There are free ones that some webmasters use, but the better ones are cheap enough. The company’s name escapes me, but they have a widget that you can display on your landing page that has a rotating globe, so that visitors see pinpricks of light denoting the ip locations of other people coming to your blog. I’m pretty sure that is how the Turtle Cove crowd know that Deathray is back visiting!

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  20. Deathray

    Construction is done for the season.
    Migration is on. I’m outta here in the morning.
    Be back when tags are filled.

    Un, try a keep a leash on that blind idiot if you can.
    Hope to see some hot metal pictures when I get back.
    Aussie, I gotta come clean so you don’t keep blaming Cederq.
    It was me‼️ I had another one that you would have loved.
    Something that you would have had gooie dreams about when you took another nap.
    But The warden got all whiney about putting it up
    Blame him for it. I was looking out for you and tried doing a nice thing for you.

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    1. Johno

      I see what you did there miss Sandy, clever allusion. And yeah, I reckon you’re right too. Geez, I hope you’re a real chick, the gang at UnfuckU would chuck a conniption fit otherwise!

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  21. Johno

    Esteemed Unfuck, a while back, you put up a post about some Mama Bear song, it had a long discussion thread. Now, as it’s your blog, you should recall: did, or did not, you, me and Phil (who was rolling on the floor) bust Deathray spitting beach sand after going to the Turtle Cove Beach Resort website?

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    1. Unfuck U

      Most valued inmate Johno, it’s been quite a long while ago as far as I remember but yes, there was something about beach, sand and deviant sexuality.
      Alas, I don’t remember details since that kind of talk isn’t that rare in our beloved halls as to remember certain instances.

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  22. Johno

    Unfuck, I just saw some figures on Stately McDaniel Manor, where Mike was talking about the US Embassy in Kabul. The building cost $700 Million to construct, and had a staff of 5,000 people to run it, but at least the ambassador got out, with their rainbow fag-flag. The Yank military left US$85 Billion worth of choice .mil hardware for, not just the Taliban, but Islamic State and Al-Queda. The fact that many ANA pilots were killed by the telly ban is irrelevant. How many unemployed ex-mil pilots are there around the world, Islamic or no, that will take muj gold or ex-CIA poppy-field money, a whole $hitload?

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    1. Unfuck U

      Yeah and the K9 units evacuated rather their dogs than those Afghans helping them.
      That might tell us something about the Afghans, the dogs or the mindset of the US military.

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  23. Johno

    Considering that two UnfuckU commenters are allegedly living off-grid, I dunno how the Yank IRS can rake in the readies!

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      1. Johno

        Sorry Doktor, no, I forgot. I should take some memory pills, but ah, I forgot. Cederq’s oldtimer’s disease seems to be catching.

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