11 thoughts on “True.

  1. Johno

    He can’t spell correctly, he meant to type in Austria! Or maybe his auto-correct programme slipped in the extra ‘a’ and ‘l’?

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    1. Unfuck U

      Dang!
      You must be right!
      Jawoll – it‘s gotta be Austria.
      I hope my clarification didn’t come too late and the Gestapo didn’t smash your front door to pick you up and bring you to some Lager.
      Johno? You’re still there?
      Johno?

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  2. Johno

    You almost got me there, Doktor Unfuck. They flew me down to Brisband Royal Hospital to try and save my sight. When I showed your posts to the real doctors, they were amazed that a fellow of Austria’s medical schools would do that. They even promised a reduction in my sentence if I gave you up. Sorry about that dent in your skull!

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    1. Unfuck U

      Blah. Uh? Man… if that is supposed a … that thing up there… right on my… trunk? Nah.
      Geez… whatever this thing is called – it hurts.
      Hey Mister. You’re looking funny in this bright attire. Bright color like when water falls frozen from above…
      Hey! What is this you’re sticking into my arm? You’re not zzzzzzz

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      1. Johno

        Thanks Nurse Sandy, i have a detached retina and macular, just hanging by scar tissue. A wasted trip to Brisbane, go back in a week for surgery. Queensland Health would rather waste money flying people around, rather than place medical specialists in regional centres. It’d be just my luck that I lose sight when all the spunky nurses have a ‘Let’s All Work In The Nuddy’ day, bugger it.

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  3. Johno

    Doktor Unfuck, I made a trip to Briz-Vegas for medical treatment, seeing as the staff at the Asylum are useful as tits on a bull. Unfortunately, the siren song of the TV in the motel seduced me (real high-roller!): I watched Thunderbirds*, My Favorite Martian, a Rage special on the Rolling Stones (all-night tribute, pretty good early clips, they had 60 years worth of material to pick from!), so that will do until I’d blind. *”That’s F-A-B, Thunderbirds are GO!”. The Telly-Ban have got better gear now! You can’t blame Cederq or Deathray for that, but, as they didn’t pay taxes to the machine. Phil must’ve bought them some cool gear.

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    1. Unfuck U

      Well, dear inmate – lest you forget that a bull with tits is considered a cow nowadays…
      Some of our inmates prefer to sit in a corner pretending to be a coffee machine or a water dispenser.
      Another guy who does neither know what day it is or if he has to kneel on occasion or not is being lugged into office after, ahum, some shady election and pretends to be a president even though it’s questionable if he even might do a better job being a water dispenser.
      So one shouldn’t be surprised that under his oversight a couple of rifles and ammo strips were left behind in Afghanistan.
      Just remember: when the Soviets were thinking that they were in control, these guys were called freedom fighters and being supported via Pakistan by the same government that declared them as terrorists as soon as US troops were thinking that they were in control.
      Let’s just be happy that America didn’t leave any nukes behind, eh?
      Comparing these unimportant mishaps why then should it matter if Phil cooked up some party crackers in his garage (which he didn’t because parts of his home would have been blown into orbit already by now)?

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  4. Johno

    “The Tin Man!” Miss Sandy is too polite, and I get the reference. I would have said zinc myself, or maybe lead. Name any other heavy metal that any reader thinks can apply.

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