Americans dropped an awful lot of steel on our heads in WWII but didn’t clean up their mess afterwards.
Let’s send some of their steel back.
Back to sender.
The „Back To Sender“ San Mai (part one)
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Johno
That’s rubbing it in! It wasn’t just your lot, and your Axis Power allies, that the Yanks bombed, Unfuck. They made an art out of ‘friendly fire’, bombing, shelling and shooting themselves, but especially their own Allies, and plenty of civilians and non-combatants too. Just ask Glenn Miller! To be fair, the fog of war envelops decisions by all armed forces, and their political masters, but the American forces, usually with overwhelming firepower, are true masters.
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Phil
I’ll have you two know that American families scraped and saved thousands of tons of perfectly good American steel to be recycled and sent over to you ungrateful bastards during the war.
LMFAO!
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Unfuck U
That’s what’s called re-recycling then, eh?
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Phil
Yes
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Cederq
Oh yeah we recycled, my grandfather donated an almost museum quality 1932 Packard coupe to be recycled for the war effort, Grandma was right pissed… Today if kept in that good of condition would be priceless. So yes to answer your question we did send a gigglion tons of high quality steel so you can dig it up and make knives and halberds with it…
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Unfuck U
If I ever should make a helberd (I doubt it) I will name it “Packard” 🙂
The Germans had the same program during the First World War.
They even got a steel ring to put on instead of a wedding ring:
“Gold gab ich für Eisen” was the inscription on such a ring – “gold I gave for iron”
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Johno
Unfuck, if you can find, or better yet, make a neat fascimile, maybe put the teat of a bomb or shell fuze on the pommel.
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Unfuck U
Actually, the mechanical fuze of the shell is still in place – no more explosives around and the innards of the fuze don’t contain anything that could go *boom!*…
…so if that thing isn’t too bulky or heavy I might really do that! Great idea!
(Even greater considering it’s from Down Under…)
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Johno
I’ve another idea for you, Unfuck, if you’re game. If my original concept works out, that is just fine. If, however, the real deal doesn’t suit, rather than fabricating a dummy, why not enquire of a fellow inmate as to the likelihood of her providing a moulding cast of either teat? If Nurse Sandy is amenable, it would further add to the uniqueness of the knife. While her Marine husband is off getting his clot-shot to meet the USMC’s new mandatory Vaxx demand, I bet you’d have a couple of volunteers from the Asylum (Heckle & Jeckle) willing to assist Sandy in taking such a moulding.
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Unfuck U
Since it was your idea it will be you overseeing that, er, procedure.
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Sandy
Dear Johno,
Husband is no longer active duty with Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children. But once a Marine , always a Marine. We got 10% off our dinner tonight due to his vet status. Little things add up.
Go visiting FFF if you have a hankering to look at boobies.
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Phil
LMFAO!
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Sandy
Glad I could give you a chuckle Phil. Trying desperately to not wreak your blog with my obtuse comments. I fear the great majority of your readers do not appreciate or understand my candor and humor.
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Phil
Yer fine honey.
Us old farts think you are quite the breath of fresh air.
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Sandy
Thank you Phil! I thought maybe I was just being a major annoyance and pain in the ass to everyone. I appreciate you!
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Unfuck U
Na, you’re fine and quite welcome here.
After all – this is The Asylum!
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Sandy
Thank you Unfuck!
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Johno
Sandy, I won’t be looking at anything for awhile yet. Dunno what FFF is. I was just shit-stirring you, giving you some of your own medicine. Re USMC, I was reading Herschel Smith at his Captain’s Journal blog, he has a big readership.
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Johno
I had nuthin’ to do with it, Unfuck. Havn’t you heard that old Johnny Cash song, The Devil’s Right Hand? It’s your blog, you poke the bear yourself. Whatcha matter, skeered is ya?
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Unfuck U
So it wasn’t you, eh?
Even though I can’t correlate your statement with any other comment here I know you’re wrong.
You’re always wrong.
Guilty.
Now go fetch the bus to the next Corona-Camp your government lately is so fond of.
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Johno
Why, yes I will, Unfuck. Off to Briz-Vegas again, land of sullen drones wearing their face nappy and giving me dirty stares for being so daring, defying the hive mind by not toting a mask, off to the eye surgeon again. The Devil’s Right Hand is the concept of the Devil guiding your hand, be it drawing “a cap-and-ball Colt” or thumbing keys on my phone.
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Unfuck U
Thanks for your explanation buddy!
What you said reminds me of this:
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Sandy
No harm, no foul Johno. I was kicking the ball back to you, just having a little fun with ya.
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Johno
But Nurse Sandy, I am foul, just ask Grog! Herr Unfuck keeps me in cinder-block cells that he had built for the untermenschen. I expected a good word from you to the nursies, not an alarm!
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Unfuck U
So you consider yourself an Untermensch?
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