Austria: vaccines aren’t hard to cum by!

After I have been notified a couple of times that the news about Austrians are being offered special services should they decide to get The Jab™ has made it over the Atlantic, I feel the urge to set things right here and tell you what’s really going about that in this country which turned into a fascist cesspool and lost democracy™ for good.

First off, the brothel’s ladies falling down backwards  after their clients decide they may as well have some injecting fun for a darn stupid gamble with their lives aren’t worth it. At least they’re not worth dying for. But since real beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder I may be wrong. But is it worth the fun for thirty minutes? I guess I’ll let you be the judge.

Secondly, the first guy stupid enough for taking that risk wasn’t Austrian. He was a Turkish man who barely could speak the barbaric language of the natives. Maybe he never had any experience with Inuitish girls here in the far north and it seems he was simply too shy trying to court a native woman. Chances are he feared his wife and family even more which brings us to the

third point: that guy was stupid enough claiming his jab reward in front of a pack of local journalists which drew unwanted attention to a guy whose brain is dominated by his woozie.

So here’s the evidence:

For your convenience let me translate this to you:

Newspaper headline: after brothel jab – he received thirty minutes for free with the lady

Caption below: how can I delete photo 😡😡

I want photo deleted. My family not see. That’s why.

He became the nation‘s most laughed at dimwit for a couple of days.

55 thoughts on “Austria: vaccines aren’t hard to cum by!

      1. Johno

        Cederq(x), you keep watching those naughty nurse ‘documentaries’ to see how many times I can come! Those poor actresses needed mobility aids after I played a few horny patient roles, listen for the accent.

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  1. Johno

    Unfuck, what does ‘XD’ mean? Although you’ve taken up with the WLM movement, and don’t have much time available for posting, please don’t do as Phil, and sully your esteemed blogsite, leaving it in the paws of a Frankish BulldogX! Phil had his reasons, and it is his blog, but oh! the monster it created! You, at least, have Frau Unfuck to help out? Or maybe one of those girls as pictured above, when she is off her back and sitting on her moneymaker for a while? Just wondering, did you supply any of the staff, and if so, why didn’t your loyal inmates get first dibs?

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  2. Cederq

    UnF, it looks like Austria is gonna come down hard on all you rebellious non-vaxxers, Lock downs in three or four European countries and you may only go out for groceries and medical appointments… so, when are the pitchforks and baseballs bats coming out?

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    1. Unfuck U

      It seems the jab does away with what little brains of those who decide to take the jab have.
      After all the vaxx is a kind of intelligence test.
      It’s mostly the same group of fed up people who’re doing the demonstrations while the jabbed either don’t comprehend or don’t care. They’re phlegmatic.
      Numbers alone aren’t enough.
      Hundred of thousands flooded the streets of Vienna in 1918 proclamating Deutsch-Österreich, an Austrian country with narrow relations to Germany.
      The Allies didn’t want that and forced the birth of the republic of Austria – independent of Germany.
      The only meaningful resistance would be a general public disobedience and huge strikes like right now in Italy.

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  3. Johno

    Cederq, Herr Unfuck is probably out right now sharpening one end of a stack of poles. Ol’ Vlad sent a message to the Ottomans that way, but Unfuck need not stop with Moslems, the Commies will squeal getting their suppository fitted. Lucky for Europe that winter is coming, then the pong won’t be too bad.

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    1. Unfuck U

      While we Austrians are hypnotized by C-related troubles we have illegal immigrants flooding our country and Germany.
      Nobody seems to notice though.

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      1. Johno

        Well, they do, Unfuck. If you’re a rayciss, then you’d retort that All Lives Matter, but the blackfellas might shoot you to show how wrong you are. No man, just a couple of posts ago, you were Working Like Mad, but then got a sore throat, or so you say. Something else may have been sore after testing out those Romanian girls you’re supplying to the local brothels.

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      2. Johno

        Unfuck, give us sitreps from inner Austria, on a more regular basis, please. The inmates may not be able to help you fight the Stasi and SD, but we do care. An Unfuck Sitrep is guaranteed to be honest, compared to the MSM lies. Just please don’t be too verbose in the header link, my thumb cries out in pain when it sees some of your headlines!

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  4. Mr Johno, 2nd Under- Secretary for Export Ministry, Romania.

    Greetings Herr U, or as you seem to prefer being addressed, Unfuck (a most unusual name). Our glorious Ministry of Export notes that you have greatly assisted our nation in it’s greatest field of exports: girls, young women. Please to accept our Gold Medal for Import/Export Services, 3rd Grade. Also, to facilitate presentation of the medal by our Minister, please to forward a small handling fee of €10,000, or if easier, 2kg of that white powder ‘sugar’ that you seem to prefer as payment in trade between our glorious nations.

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  5. Deathray

    So hey, Johno
    I’m thinking that when you were younger and your pa said to stop that or you’ll go blind,
    you didn’t listen. And now that’s caught up with you.

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    1. Deathray

      Obviously whoever it was he ignored the advice.
      I picture him with two preserve jars held together with gorilla tape and tongue depressors shaped to ear pieces and rubber bands going behind his head.

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      1. Johno

        Deathray, you drinking that beaver dam water again? They frolic and fornicate in it, piss and crap in it, and along comes Deathray to imbibe in the soup. What the hell do they eat anyway, apart from your lead? Do people, which includes you, sometimes, eat them? We know you trap them, and hunt them too, especially librarian beaver.

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      2. Johno

        Deathray, when you skin the beaver’s fur pelt, do you pull the skin off the tail to put them stacked in a pressure cooker, or just one at a time in a pan? Just think of what a boon the magnetron has been to bachelors the world over. I imagine that a good deal of fat runs off the meat cooking it on a grill, ask miss Sandy if her girlfriends and her would like some beaver grease to salve their aging beav…no, never mind, that Ka-bar needs to stay sheathed!

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      3. Johno

        Yeah, Deathray, re your local meth-head problem, two things. 1. What, meth ruins the taste of raw liver? Yer hero Johnson wouldn’t have been worried. 2. Given druggies’ propensity for risky behaviour, I’d have thought that the climate and/or ‘interaction’ with any natural predators would have fixed the issue? See which, Johnson, no problems.

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    2. Johno

      Cederq(X), do you still find time to take that weekend camper out bush, now you’re an official webmaster’s assistant censor? The station kids must get all excited when you unwrap that gaybar? Just hang a glitter ball twirling off of it, a couple of laser pointers and a Mini-Maglite, you’ll be good to play some KC disco tunes to entertain those remote area kiddies.

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      1. Deathray

        They’re table fare for sure.
        I had company when my group decided to cull the river and blow the dam, so I had to come out of the mountains and entertain some family for a few days and missed the excitement.
        Being such fine people as they are, they saved me some of the tail.
        It had been grilled over a open fire. I use a nuclear device to reheat it and that made it slightly rubbery.
        It will do in a, I’m hungry and there’s nothing else about so, beaver it is situation.

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      2. Cederq

        Nah, it is winter time here, a phenomenon you will never, ever experience due to your A:blind as fuck, B: Arid desert big Island, C: Too many shrimp and salt water croc on the barby and way too much imbibing Fosters, oh so good brewski… In NORTHERN Temperate climates, we winterize the trailers so as not to rupture plumbing and fixtures oh which being a outback bred Aussie have no idea what indoor plumbing is…

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  6. Johno

    Cederq, I’m a ‘coastie’, while not quite a ‘townie’. I don’t qualify as a ‘bushie’, but have spent time west, north and north-west, in the savannah country too. Salties, or estuarine crocs inhabit waterways and swamps hundreds of kilometres from the coast, out to the outer fringes of the Great Barrier Reef and Pacific islands. Shrimp are called prawns here: a good barbecue marinade is 2kg of brown sugar to 2ltr of Marsala, poured over a frozen 5kg box of prawns inside an Esky. Allow to sit all night before a party the next day, cooking as required. Foster’s Lager, Foster’s? Dumb Yanks believe anything, nobody here drinks that shit. Have a look at a label one day, I bet it is brewed in Milwaukee or Hoboken or some such place, before being strained through a pair of OBL’s underdaks, then allowed to fester and ‘mature’ to taste.

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    1. Deathray

      Nope, no way, I’m calling bullshart Johno.
      That guy that was in the movie and carried a machete around all the time, made some commercials telling us that was the beer all you munchkins in Oz drank. Now I don’t believe a single thing that you say, ever. And you expect me to believe that fine gentleman was stretching the truth? Come on, you’re all drinking so much of that crap you’re swimming in it.

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      1. Johno

        Paul Hogan has to eat too, so I suppose he’d tell dickhead Yanks whatever he was paid to do. Foster’s Lager gained free publicity from The Adventures of Bazza McKenzie movies, notable for two things: the main character’s propensity for drinking Foster’s and doing Technicolor yawns all over Pommies, and Gough Whitlam’s cameo role while the PM*, bestowing a Damehood on housewive superstar Edna Everidge. *the long Commie turd.

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      2. Cederq

        Doesn’t Johno seem happy since we ganged up on him? I can see it in his typing, almost gleeful excrescence… I must say I detect a change from the wicked Aussie

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  7. Johno

    CedreX, it does snow in southern Aussie states. It’s an incongruous look, gumtrees nestled by snow in the Australian Alps, quite beautiful. And one shouldn’t forget the Australian Antarctic Territory.

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  8. Deathray

    Cederq, Johno recently commented to me and referred to meth.
    I recently made a comment on another blog site mentioning a meth issue here.
    I find it rather creepy that our sleazy friend seems to be stalking me.
    What says you?

    Seriously Johno, are there no bloggers in Oz?
    Have they all been disappeared?
    Or, are you really some sick, twisted, demented pervert stalker?
    Fair warning, you come anywhere near me and I’m giving the dog her command to eat you for dinner.
    I keep her hungry just so she doesn’t leave anything behind.

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    1. Johno

      Unless your dog is pure wolf, I won’t have any problem, dogs like me. There are blogs that I’ve visited for years, that have suddenly gone downhill after a pair of noisy crows move in, damn shame. I was glad to see Cederq posing on EatGruelDog in his cute blue booties! What have you arses done with Unfuck, organised a rendition snatch of him by Herr Schellenberg for being a pureblood?

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      1. Deathray

        Oh man, Johno,
        You haven’t met this dog yet.
        About a year ago I sent a picture of her to the bulldog of all bloggers himself.
        He took one look and said,” did you hold her down and drop a gas bomb on her or what?”
        He continued on saying, she had a totally wild eyed look about her and he thought she was crazy.

        She was recently given the lower leg bone of a very large critter that is helping to fill one of 4 freeers.
        She chewed on it for two solid days making it disappear. I checked one time to see if she was still around. It was snowing like crazy and she was almost totally buried but wasn’t giving up on that bone. She finally came in when it was completely gone. Proud of herself I tell ya. Laid down and slept for half a day next to the wood stove. Woke up and wanted more.

        As for the curator of this site, if anything he deserves nothing but admiration for his fight.
        I pray for him and his family.

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      2. Cederq

        “EatGruelDog in his cute blue booties!” Are you sucking on pufferfish again Johno? I went back 3 months on his blog and could not find any post with cute blue booties, I did find one of an orangutan that looks like what I imagined you look like give a five fingered willy to some guys balls… As far as crows, we identify as Ravens, a majestic, intelligent species of Corvus.

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    1. Deathray

      I remember seeing that.
      I did the search for it, and low and behold find two of the usual ass hat posters from here taking the fight to another site.
      Damn you guys are funny!!!
      Now listen, Cederq is getting up there in age, and with some declining health issues you fellas need to cut him some slack. Ganging up on him may bring about unintended consequences that might trickle down to his ability to man his post on Phil’s site. Think long term on this. We saw Phil start having a nervous breakdown over trolls not long ago. He claims Cederq helped keep him afloat.

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    2. Cederq

      You blithering crow-headed idiot, I found the photo, those are “Crocs” not booties! No wonder I couldn’t find them until I did a Mark -1 eyeball exhaustive search. If you are so blind Johno of commode, how can you see those tiny crocs? I never called Death Jeckle or Heckle. I would call him an Avenging Eagle.

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      1. Johno

        Cederq, I’m glad you found your last published photo. Booties, Crocs, I don’t care. I’ve got a phone with a 4 x 7cm screen. After heaps of EYLEA injections and laser zaps, I can see the images by helping my left eye with a magnifying glass. My right eye perceives colour and vague shapes only. The only real benefit of treatment was my hot young ophthalmologist, Dr Sonia (first name only). Now I’m back to State medicine, where they fucked up my eye. At least most of the pain has gone, which was due to all the stitches and scarring on the eyeball (from the instruments when I smacked my eye into the scope while sedated) irritating the ocular orbit. Euthanasia* is legal in Qld now, but they refused to give me a hotshot in hospital. When I left, I remembered all the cops who’d get a thrill if I topped myself, so have not done that, obviously. Brisbane is 1386km/861 miles from Cairns, going down and back, the taxis to and from airports, and waiting around for tests/scans et cetera, stresses out my stenosis that much that Qld Health sent a nurse escort with me (a lady, not a Cederq) to wheel me around for the day. Maybe they’re worried that I’d do a runner, since I was in proximity of gubmint house, and shout rude words at our masters? *Cederq, euthanasia: it may be pronounced youth-in-Asia, but it has nothing to do with young Asians at all! I thought maybe I should explain that as you two, Heckle & Jeckle, seem to have some issues with English. You even have poor Unfuck using that tortuous American-English, found in Webster dictionaries.

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  9. Deathray

    Ravens here too Johno.
    Bigger than the crows I’m used to seeing.
    Sound like they all have something stuck in their throats.
    I’ll have to break out the crow calls and start to see how they like it.

    Remind to do that another time.
    It is almost -40F here right now and I don’t want them using up needed calories because I’m having fun at their expense.

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    1. Johno

      Come late spring, take one of their fertilized eggs or a chick. If you raise it as a pet, you’ll at least have someone close by intelligent enough to talk to. Corvids are clever birds, but crows are evil opportunists, the way they stab and pluck the eyes from exhausted animals. Cederq says that you’re Jeckle, of the cartoo duo. *When little white kiddies die, God makes them into angels. When little black kids die, well now you know where crows come from.

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    2. Johno

      Deathray, Phil has my sympathy, having attracted the attention of the vacuous little weasels. Although so far as nervous breakdowns, it seemed to be the trolls suffering most. They must have each needed a breast-feeding session from their Liberal mummy after reading and eviscerating reply from Phil. You could practically hear the “REEee!” in their pathetic complaints. Do you have two dogs, one that whimpers at Phil’s music, and another that scarfs down whold moose skeletons?

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      1. Deathray

        Just the one,Johno.
        From my perspective, the fact she loves fresh game and not that whatever it’s call howling and shrieking assault on the senses,only goes to show what a high class bitch she is.

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    1. Johno

      Do you take the bitch (your dog, not the librarian) with you when checking your traps? She would be a good warning to you of bear proximity, I take it? If you do get attacked and killed by a bear, wolf, or jealous Sasquatch man, at least you’ll provide her with easy tucker for a good while. What types of animal do you trap? If you get enough ermine skins, you might trade with Unfuck for one of his knives.

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      1. Deathray

        No, she stays home and protects the homestead from the meth heads.
        I go out with a partner. We trailer the machines about 20 miles, and between two lines (upper and lower) travel over sixty miles.
        Want to get far away from the community so we don’t end up with a pet that roams.
        It was almost fifty below at sunrise and got up to about thirty below for a high today.
        2 weeks ago it was fifteen. So the winter is finally here.
        The bears are all hibernating so that isn’t a concern. Wolfs won’t come anywhere near a person.
        Our concern is breaking down or getting stuck. Therefore going in a team. Being alone and having issues could be fatal. I carry lots of survival gear and a garmin with an emergency satellite plan.
        Mostly martin, fox, lynx, and wolverine and coyote. We do sets for wolves but I’ve never gotten any.
        Martin are the money and everything else, although pay much better, are far fewer. Now that its cold, we’ll start to get set up.

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      2. Deathray

        BTW, the librarian is a bint not a bitch.
        I avoid her like I do snakes.
        I did see her a few weeks ago when we’re both getting our mail.
        She had a face nappy on and it wasn’t until I was in close proximity and heard her growling liberal groans that I was able to recognize her. Good thing it was a public place or I may have drawn down fearing for my life.

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    2. Johno

      I had never heard of Riccardo Bosi before you mentioned him, had to look him up on duckduckgo.com. I reserve comment, having been burnt before by political party bullshit. You know what they are like, made for crooks. I can say that only a handfull of serving pollies here do not deserve execution as traitors. They serve their masters in the City of London or the CCCP, much the same as in your country. You said that Unfuck is doing it tough. I cannot view video, what is wrong?

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  10. Johno

    Deathray, so you admit that you left your bint groaning? Johnson would be proud of you. She may have developed a mountain man fetish, in that she likes mounting mountain men! Is a bint something like a biddy? Bloody face nappies, useless as they truly are, are definitely not suited with beards and specs wearers. Do you trap all your furry animals, or shoot some also? You could try selling a wolverine skin to Wirecutter/Ken Lane.

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  11. Deathray

    There’s a rim fire rifle of one sort or another nearby at all times just for that reason Johno.
    And I occasionally stop and do some calling just to see what comes running.
    Cederq got to see a picture of some grouse (3) that took one to the noodle. Fine tasting vittles.

    What about you?
    Any kuala bear on your plate recently?

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    1. Johno

      How much can a koala bear? They are a protected species, Deathray. Mind you, their closely related cousin, the carnivorous drop bear, is keenly sought by hunters. They are a savage killer, not at all like the cuddly koala as portrayed in QANTAS ads in the US. Part of their danger lies in their mimicry of a koala, when they see Yank tourists wandering about in the bush, heads up looking among the branches of eucalypt trees, their boots trampling a fragile ecosystem on the forest floor, they quickly pop some gum leaves in their mouth and pretend to be a harmless koala. Then, when the gawking Yanks are almost dead underneath, focusing for a good shot, the bear drops (hence it’s name) and using it’s 4-inch talons in an eviscerating frenzy leaps from one DYT (dickhead Yank tourist) to the other so quickly that few people escape to warn others of the dangers. When searchers find the corpses in the forest, few look with suspicion at the cuddly koala, up in his tree, blowing over the gum leaf clamped between his lips as an impromptu harmonica. The sole giveaway to the danger being the lack of haemorrhoids (from gum leaf fibre, and sitting with your bum wedged between tree trunk and branch all day) that is often apparent on a koala. Of course, if you are at the right angle to notice such, then you’re in the most dangerous zone of imminent gory death.

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  12. Deathray

    I can’t decide if that nursing home where you stay has over or under medicated you.
    Something is out of whack and you’re in need of an adjustment.
    I’d say pass me along the number and I’d call and make someone aware
    but, you can’t be trusted, so good luck with your issues.

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    1. Johno

      Maybe if they have redhead nurses, but what issues? I don’t have any, but coppers do have an issue with me, they seem to think that I have a lack of respect for their ‘authority’, that make-believe power they think should result in people respecting them. Qld cops have always been able to bully and bash people, steal, falsify evidence, rape, even murder, almost with impunity. One could almost look the other way for some of it, if they were any good at doing their jobs, but they make the Keystone Kops look like professionals by comparison. The one thing they do fear are woke blacks, and allegations of racism. But Deathray, you must deal with your own issues too: your keyboard may have corrosion from all that virtual beach sand deposited by the frolics of those gay beach goers at Turtle Cove! Don’t bother denying it, we all saw you. I’m pretty sure that Phil, Unfuck, even CederqX will agree, given enough incentive. Or are you going to say that it must have been your dog using the computer while you’re away trapping, so she can watch the hot-pink beach balls bouncing around? The things that poor dog must be exposed to on your monitor!

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      1. Deathray

        Yeah yeah ok whatever.

        Now on a serious note
        What do you think of Ricardo Bosi?

        I’ve seen some of his speeches.
        I’ve also seen some things that are opposing him.

        What are you thoughts?

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