In case you can’t reach The Asylum

Just enter the new address

sternenschmiede.com

and you will be brought here again.

This name change is one of the first things necessary in order to introduce my knives and blades to my valued clients.

Please read my last article I wrote and also please watch the video I posted and write down some input.

39 thoughts on “In case you can’t reach The Asylum

    1. Unfuck U

      You can’t because Sternenschmiede.com isn’t active yet. I bought the domain but I will have to build the website now.
      That’s why I’m making all that fuzz about this blog which sort of sits on where Sternenschmiede.com should find its home.

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      1. Johno

        Unfuck, what is your preferred name now, or will that differ depending on the posting context? Is there no streak of individualism extant in Germanic society these days, apart from your fellow travellers? I was talking to the webmaster of Gumshoe News about the protest rally in Melbourne yesterday, she estimated 1 million people protesting pandemic laws. I’ve no idea what the legacy media reported about it, I’m long sick of their lies. I’ve been without an idiot box for 18 years now. Are you any closer to organising CederqX to pick you up after you and Frau Unfuck frolic in the muddy Rio Grande?

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  1. Johno

    G’day Unfuck, you’ve got some flash looking knives displayed in posts. If you get a chilly winter this year, you won’t need to wade the Rio Grande to emigrate, do it the way that some Balts are supposed to have done in the olden days, take a stroll across the frozen Bering Sea to visit Deathray in his secret mountain lair. You’d better have some of those fairies that you showed live at the bottom of your garden to accompany you, ‘cos they’ll come in handy to sacrifice to polar bears. I don’t mean as a cultural thing, but to keep the bears off you, all you need is someone slower than yourself. Any left over you can leave with Deathray, he’ll enjoy the company. That way he won’t need to visit that gay beachbum site for amusements sake .

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  2. Johno

    Achtung, Herr Unfuck. What news have you of Austria’s National Socialist imposition of mandatory COVID Vaxxing? If your family could flee, would you, and where to? Deathray’s mountain lair might get a bit cramped, but all that body heat will mean less stoking of the fire.

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  3. Johno

    Wow, Unfuck. First you got rid of Kurz, now Schallenberg! Are they frightened that the Austrian people will revolt, or is it too late?

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    1. Sternenschmiede

      Not just Kurz and Schallenberg. The minister of education and the finance minister also felt safer to leave!
      The thing though is that the new chancellor will be Mr. Nehammer, the former minister of interior.
      That’s real bad news because he was inapt being a minister and he couldn’t walk in a chancellor’s shoes for long. But until he resigns or is forced to resign he will do a great deal of damage.
      He’s the tough yet stupid guy, no empathy to speak of. And whatever order he will be given he will follow by any means necessary.
      He’s polarizing people.
      He’s the perfect ingredient for civil unrest. He’s the spark close to the powder keg. And he doesn’t mind since he’s brutal and stupid.
      Interesting times right ahead!

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      1. Johno

        Unfuck, do you still answer to such, or should we call you Stern now? I suspect that your friend CederqX spends much of his time looking at womens’ sterns! It is easy to quip with ‘hammer Nehammer’, but I’ve seen his sort in Queensland politics of yore, Nehammer would likely revel during unrest, consolidating his power. I hope you don’t have to cop any of the €3,600 fines for being a pureblood, but please bear up, Herr Stern.

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      2. Johno

        Unfuck, do you still answer to such, or should we call you Stern now? I suspect that your friend CederqX spends much of his time looking at womens’ sterns! It is easy to quip with ‘hammer Nehammer’, but I’ve seen his sort in Queensland politics of yore, Nehammer would likely revel during unrest, consolidating his power. I hope you don’t have to cop any of the €3,600 fines for being a pureblood, but please bear up, Herr Stern.

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  4. Johno

    Herr Stern likes my comments so much, that he posts them twice! A submitter can’t do that, as Wordpiss refuses to accept a duplicate. Or maybe it was ASIS, the NSA or Austrian Stasi intercepting the message, before resending it. It could be any of those, as Stern is a trouble maker well known to the State for defending freedom, and they don’t like that.

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  5. Johno

    Herr Stern, I anticipate intensive work on my eyes after Christmas. If successful, then I’ll offer you help to monetise the Sternenschmiede.com website. If not, well, that is my bad luck. We both have governments that are like a malignant cancer on the society that they pretend to serve, I’d like to cut mine out of my life. The Queensland state gubmint is controlled by the Australian Labor Party, all opportunistic Socialists who portray themselves as serving the workers, but are wholely self-serving. The health minister announced that no organ transplants are to be performed on purebloods, the unVaxxed. What they are doing is denying life-saving treatment, unless you submit to a life-endangering pseudo-science medical experiment. I know the answer to our common problem, but it is unwise to voice it. I know that people who say “Vote the bastards out!” are deluded, suffering a normalcy bias. I wish you success in solving your own problem, Notwende. I wish that I was healthy and had good eyesight, it would really help.

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  6. Johno

    Achtung, achtung, Herr Stern! Your inmates have had no directives from der Asylum Direktor for…ages now. Have you been laid up with the ‘rona or the ‘flu again? I don’t readily have access to email, but now that I have a wheelchair it will be easier to reach our library and contact you. What I’ll definitely *not* be doing is wheeling in there to listen to music(?) recommendations from that arse Deathray!

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    1. Sternenschmiede

      That happened in Saxony, which is part of Germany.
      Austrian and most authorities of any given country of this planet would have reacted just the same though.
      The obligation to get a permit to reload your ammunition is some German speciality and very fitting. After all you cannot have a pocket knife you can flip open by pushing a stubble on the blade with your thumb.
      That said Austrian weapons law ain’t much better. It’s a bit more liberal than that of most of our neighbors but on the other hand one can buy and shoot a .50 BMG in Germany. In Austria you’d ne swatted if you had such a rifle. Here, the biggest caliber a citizen my own is the .338 Lapua Magnum.

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      1. Johno

        Okay Herr Stern, they had me confused with the reference to him obtaining parts forbidden under Austrian law. Here the porkforce banned .50 BMG chambered rifles, so rifle owners had the face of the breech end of the barrel shortened enough to alter the headspace so that a factory .50 round can’t fully be chambered and the action be locked into battery. Thus the banners are mollified, for now, yet they achieve nothing but irritation and expense for gun owners.

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      2. Johno

        Stern, with the rise of Socialism in Germany and Austria, maybe there will be another Anschluss. You will all be Germans again.

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  7. Johno

    Stern, re the health and whereabouts of your prospective knife buyer, CederqX: Over on Phil’s blog, he reports that he is in much better condition (physically, but obviously you’ll need to up his mental health medication), and his 187kg weight has dropped to 127kg. He blames pneumonia for that, but I think it was from eating at taco trucks again. Those mobile food-poisoning palaces are even better at reducing the feral cat population than Asian restaurants, but a 60kg weight loss in 4 days must have left him with a sore arsch! I think Phil and Deathray tracked him down through excess toilet paper sales to find Cederq in a hospital, waited on by harassed nurses. In future, he’ll have to keep his phone on him so the NSA knows to summon him an ambulance when he is so crook. He’ll also have to buy more than one knife if he is going to replace all that fat, so you’d better fire up the forge, Herr Stern.

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  8. Johno

    Sternenschmiede, a Germanic compound word, will you abbreviate that to a runic SS when marking your knives, Herr Stern?

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  9. Johno

    Herr Stern, “Why we ARE Germans! We’re of the same people.” Hmm, does that include all the Germans and Austrians of a darker skin and who sing in praise “Aloha snackbar!”? Those people who, 338 1/4 years ago, were routed and kicked out of Austria? Just wondering, ‘cos it seems that your forebears were wasting their time and their blood.

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  10. Johno

    Herr Stern, have you been busy making blades to deliver next week, while in your alter ego of jolly St Nick? Just curious, do reindeer still pull your sleigh, or have you gone the EV option? I’m guessing that not many chimneys have recharging points for your Tesla sleigh. I’m also guessing that you’re not too interested in delivering presents to homes of good girls?

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  11. Johno

    So, Herr Stern, you’ve slapped some whitewash over the old asylum. Not bad, but a shame that you didn’t also spring for some top-heavy redhead reception and nursing staff as well. Now you’ll need a spruiker out front to pull a bit of traffic in, for a percentage I’ll work the passer-by crowd to come in and sticky-beak around. It’ll be hard though, if you still get visitors, they’re awfully quiet ones. Much as you are! Have you finished on that Damascus P-38 yet?

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  12. Johno

    Oh crap, sorry, Herr Stern. Here I was thinking you’d gone down to the local hardware to buy some cheap paint for the asylum, when it was actually the OperaMini app on my phone that changed the look of all the sites that I was able to visit. Some have improved, but Phil’s toolshed looks like a paint tin fell open on a wire wheel when it was running, unless that was CederqX losing more weight!

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  13. Johno

    Well, Herr Stern, looks like you’re stuck with Frau Stern for an occupant on St. Nick’s lap this Christmas again, though I’m sure you won’t be unhappy about that. However, you must regret all those young redheads missing out your lap these last two seasons? The killjoys here banned Santa from letting little kiddies sit on his lap to ask for special gifts, for fear of the ‘rona. The kids have to stand 1.5 metres away from Santa. Considering that kids are not getting sick, and that Mr Claus would be Vaxxed, rather than illness prevention, could it be just another chipping-away attack on one of society’s steadfast old customs, until now binding us together as a community?

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  14. Johno

    Herr Stern, when you were Unfuck, you asked if I had any ideas for a hypothetical knife to be made ay you. After seeing the possibilities, with your reworking an 88mm anti-aircraft shell into a knife, I think another fine piece of Germanic engineering could be the basis for a Sternenschmiede custom knife: a Trabant! Could you find enough good steel in one Trabbie to make a fine Damascus blade?

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      1. Johno

        There is a gubmint sponsored TV channel here, SBS, which promotes the usual government lies. Apart from that, they broadcast movies sourced from all over the globe in their original tongue, but with English subtitles. I remember two German post-reunification comedy movies about an Easterner father doggedly hanging onto his ‘Trabbi’, inflicting it on his poor family.

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      2. Sternenschmiede

        Your recounting of that movie is begging the question what has been the reason you’re considering that family being poor:
        Poor because they couldn’t afford a western built car – or poor because they were stuck with a Trabant daddy wouldn’t dispose of?

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  15. Johno

    Merry Christmas to the Sternenschmiede/Unfuck household. It is past 5.00 am here in far north Queensland, I’ve been listening for Santa’s sleigh bells, but I reckon the fat old fart is too pissed by now to find my place, and I don’t have a chimney anyway. With fine skies and a humid 34C forecast, I think that a few coldies will be emptied at lunchtime. You Europeans are lucky to be able to frolic with snow bunnies, their sunblock makes them slippery here in the tropics.

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      1. Johno

        Well, yes, but you’re thinking of something like baby oil. I meant slippery as in: hard to catch, and harder to hold on to!

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