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  1. Johno

    G’day Herr Stern, I hope that your family had a pleasant Christmas? We had some rain and wind this arvo here in tropical Queensland, the temperature dropped to a chilly 24C. Nice and mild, but all the girls are covering up after the unseasonal cold, so there is a downside to it, bummer.

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    1. Sternenschmiede

      Thanks for your thinking of us , Johno!
      Yes, we’ve had a very nice Christmas over here after we’ve dialed all bathroom scales down five kilograms to Christmas weight.
      Weather patterns were exactly as expected: quite frosty until the 23rd with an instant rise of temperature on the 24th turning every snowfall into rain and guaranteeing yet another not so white Christmas Eve.
      Just don’t get me started on outbreaks of seasonal cold or flu or ’Rona. The division in our society regarding the latter has become unbearable, fueled by our beloved government.
      Every brainless toad can see by now that my country has turned fascistic yet again but over here one cannot state the obvious and point out similarities between now and then or else they may try to prosecute you for belittling the tyranny of the 3rd Reich.
      They’re clearly being modest here, you see because they know that they haven’t achieved the level of perfection of their predecessors. Yet.

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      1. Johno

        That is bad, I sympathise with you and like-minded people. The spineless bottom-feeders that pretend to govern us, profit from division in our society. Although polarity is hard not to attracted to when faced with the antics of those who want to be told what to do, how to live their lives. Here in Queensland, the state Premier decreed that people must be masked indoors (not homes, though), or the Omicron will get them. As our natinnal borders were supposedly closed, I’m still waiting for anyone to explain it’s instant transmission rate.

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  3. Johno

    Herr Stern, just wondering, when you were renovating the Asylum, you didn’t bxy any ‘limited-run paint’ from your pal CederqX, did you? I was wondering how he disposed of the biohazard waste from his bout of cholera. He didn’t reccomend it as a weight-loss technique, though he did drop 60kg in 4 days, down to a portly 127kg, before the needle creaked back up. I do realise that you advocate adjusting the scale’s needle to underweigh, but havn’t you Teutons heard of elastic waistbands fur der Lederhosen? It’s no wonder that Adolf got a bit cranky at times, being one of those vegetarians. They tend to be ranting Führer types.

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      1. Johno

        Herr Stern, if it wasn’t evident enough, I was trying to provoke a comment from some of your Yank readers, but it has not worked. I’ve been to see the blog of your Vermont friend, I bookmarked it long ago. But your other readers are quiet, or stay at home. Maybe they are plotting a surprise for Xaio Biden?

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  4. Johno

    Jeepers, Sternie, I’ll be like your pal Deathray soon. He has to fire his rifle into the frozen beaver pond to get some ice and beaver water to cut that hooch he and his dog must drink. It’s 24bloodyC degrees here, but this is supposed to be summer, whereas it’s been cool rain and breezes. I’ve had to get my blankie out, note the singular, as unlike Deathray I don’t have a bedwarming Sasquatch chick. I’m single, pure of heart and mind. If I wasn’t so cold, I’d have the peaceful sleep of the truly innocent. Would you know of any (topheavy) redheaded Austrian Frauleins looking to emigrate?

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  5. Johno

    Herr Stern, evidently the Austrian girls are quite clever. But hang on, how did you get so lucky with Frau Stern?

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  6. Johno

    Sternie, your friend Seax says that there is a German tartan pattern. Gee, I bet miss Sandy would just love to see Herr Stern and FederqX, standing side by side, posing in your respective tartan kilts (he has been boasting about kilt wearing on Phil’s blog. I’m not sure if he meant to write ‘killed’, and his auto-correct changed it to a Celtic skirt). You both had better apply some fake tan to those knobby knees! Also, please wear some jocks under your skirts, we don’t want the old joke about a Scotsman’s underwear habits to be brought up.

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    1. Johno

      Please take Federq to read, Cederq. I’m writing by counting clicks on my phone’s alpha-numeric pad, but sometimes my fat thumb gets it wrong, and I miss a mistake when checking with my magnifying glass. I missed out on eye surgery the other month, such is Socialist goobernment-run healthcare. Now I wait in the queue, wishing I could afford private health insurance, and wondering what happened to all those taxes that I paid/they stole during my working lifetime.

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  7. Johno

    Stern, looks like you’ll get a Phil-alanch of visitors now, from Phil’s post on the cleaver that you made for him. A knifesmith would not have any worries obtaining the right heat here in tropical Queensland, already 40C on the north coast, with high forties out in the central west. The girls wear little in the way of clothing, but it is too hot to chase them. Well, I mean, if you catch one, what are you going to do with it? The aircon bills will be high.

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  8. Johno

    Sternie, who or what is Notwende? Is that some sort of Teuton nickname? If Cederq wants a nice sheath for his knive, tell hij there is plenty of stylish crocodile leather here, all he needs do is to collect it from the original owners, preferably at din-dins time. He can test how keen both the blade and his resolve are. I’d pay to watch that, and I’ll sell tickets!

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    1. Sternenschmiede

      My original blog years ago was named Notwende. I very much liked that name meaning “to turn distress” along with the Nauthiz rune.
      I kept this name as my nom de guerre.
      Crocodile leather only keeps its mythological significance and spiritual strength if taken from a living animal 😄
      Please do tell that Cederq.

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      1. Johno

        Sternie, oh, I shall tell him, but only when he resumes commenting here. Either the comments area programme at Phil’s place doesn’t want to talk to Operamini, or Cederq deletes any of my missives. I can imagine him seated before his PC for his security role, wearing his faux Colonel Klink outfit, complete with monocle, peaked cap and squeaky leather trim, gleefully sweeping my comments and those of Phil’s nuisance trolls into the spam file. I’ll also reccomend that he make use of the already conveniently formed skin from the croc’s privates (a knife sheath, and a change purse for his ex-wife), which with a crocodile are retained in the anal vent*, until required for mating. With such a macho he-man attitude, nothing will deter him, and his years as a proctology nurse gave him experience in that area. I remember that he wore cute little blue Crocs on his paws in that pic at EatGruelDog. *Which seems odd until you think of their habitat, that and the tendency of bull or tiger sharks to snatch at such a protuberance, also the fierce territorial and mating-season battles that often occur between male crocs.

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      2. Sternenschmiede

        Instead of the Crocs ballskin he should rather use its foreskin to make a wallet out of it.
        In case he needs a suitcase once in a while he would just have to rub it.
        He should know how this works.

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      3. Johno

        Perhaps that is how Cederq lost that 60kg weight in just 4 days? At his age, he should be applying a leather preservative, rather than using a lubricant. Herr Stern, is it possible for you to display that Nauthiz rune, please?

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