Neck Knives!

Diese Klingen sind noch nicht fertig.
Zum Teil fehlt der Griff, und andere haben noch keine Scheide.
Ein Messer ist fertig und hat eine Holzscheide.
Momentan bin ich am tüfteln, wie ich am Besten eine halbwegs dünne Holzscheide mit Verriegelung machen kann.

33 thoughts on “Neck Knives!

  1. Johno

    Herr Stern, I can’t understand German (or English much!), so you’ll have to give context regarding the name: is intended to be worn from your neck, or be used for slitting necks?

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    1. Sternenschmiede

      Sir Johno,
      Art thou pulling legs?
      I firmly believed that these knives are sold under this descriptive name in US, UK and in third world countries like Australia and New Zealand…?
      Anyhow you can use them in both ways and many more.

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      1. Johno

        Ja, Herr Stern. Your visitors using fully-supported browsers may get selections not evident with Operamini. The retort most often used in English speaking areas, when confronted with similar comments is: “Pull the other one, it plays >insert name of song here<!" Please note, I said 'English speaking areas', that doesn't apply to northwest Russia, a.k.a. Alaska. They must be thawing the beaver water up there, signs of awareness are showing, like the occasional blip on a brainwave monitor. Deathray must have access to my 'net history, as he is making noise at blogs I visit. Oh well, at least he is boosting your site visitor count, Sternie. Better here than that gay Turtle resort.

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      2. Deathray

        We’re not thawing anything around these parts, Johno.
        Its 58 below here right now. That’s with a F not in the girlie C use you backwards assed islanders are fond of.

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    2. BadFrog

      ‘Yes’ to either but normally to be worn around the neck for easy access as in the Emerson LaGriffe.

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      1. Johno

        G’day BadFrog, Herr Stern will be happy, now that he has a sensible commenter for his knife blog/Asylum site. I saw your point about liver toxicity further down the page, I was having a dig at Deathray, a fan of ‘Liver-Eatin’ Johnson, the mountain man.

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  2. Johno

    I’ve been trying to visit at Phil’s place, but no luck for a while. The problem appears to be his server, but with those trolls, well? Are they clever enough to pull a DOS attack? Few bloggers would be immune, I hope that you are protected, and backed up.

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    1. Deathray

      They’re thinking it is A DOS issue. It’s all over my head.
      Have you gotten anything knew done regarding your eyes? Are you getting benifts from the procedures?

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      1. Johno

        Deathray, a Denial Of Service attack by bots blocking access to a blog’s server is an old and well-proven technique that is hard to guard against, unless you have incredible server capacity linking your website to the internet, and technology that can detect the bots. Hell, if the trolls could organise enough of their woke friends to all connect to a site at the same time, the same could be achieved, preventing genuine site visitors any access. I’m now getting a FORBIDDEN response when I try to link to Phil’s place. If that isn’t part of the webmaster’s response to the trolls, it may be a clue that poor Phil is facing more than just a few fruitloop wokesters. Re vision, I’m glad that I regained much of the sight in my left eye after many EYLEA injections and laser zaps, otherwise I’d be truly blind now after they fucked up my right one, my ‘good’ eye. As for any benefit from treatment? I havn’t had any for months, as I can’t afford private insurance, let alone the treatment itself, so am reliant on state-based care (which is nil). Has your buddy CederqX managed to adjust all his squeaky leather gear after his weight loss programme, or will he just eat his way back into it fitting again?

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  3. Deathray

    It appears that they’re not completely clear on what the problem is at Phil’s place.
    I’m glad you’re getting a small bit of vision back in at least one eye.. I’m sure every little amount is helpful.
    As for Cedreq, I don’t know what is in store for the old dog.
    Seems like too many years of hard women and living has grabbed the old dog by the tail.

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    1. Johno

      Damn, if Phil were to accidently list the IDs and addresses of those shitheads, their trolling days may be short, not that any of Phil’s crew would wish harm on them. They may have backers with deep pockets if they can shut decent people down like that. I told Cederq that when I die, he can have both my kidneys, he only needs to send me $5,000 each right now. Not that I’d charge him for them, but so that I can afford better grog to strain through them to keep them in good nick. Strewth, with my kidneys in him, and a bunch of those little blue lollies he chews, he could terrorise bad wimmen from Idaho to the Dakotas. Though if he is quick about it, I’ll settle for one of Sternie’s swords, a spatha.

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    2. Johno

      Hey, Deathray, how many months must you live in an igloo, with only your Sasquatch for warmth, until the snow and ice melts enough to find your cabin? I mean, it must be a bugger of a nuisance, not being able to cook your food, as your shelter will collapse on you. Do you find much difference in taste of the livers of black, brown or Polar bears? Shame you don’t have any penguins there at the North Pole, ‘cos if you could burn up some bear fat, rnstead of just wearing it rancid to keep the mozzies away, you could have a fry-up, eggs and bear liver and baked beans on toast. Uh, the last bit is singed bread, which is the cooked result of flour and water, risen by yeast, which you could obtain from those Sasquatch girls.

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      1. BadFrog

        Johno, my understanding is that Polar bear liver can be fatal due to the concentration of vitamin A (retinol)

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      2. Deathray

        Hey Fog, you have to learn how to read Johno. He’s an Aussie and totally butchers the English language. So you see, he’s stuck on a giant island in a lower hemisphere which has pretty much baked not only his mind, but it appears his eyesight too.
        The jealousy runs deep in the man and he lives vicariously through daydreaming about my lifestyle.

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  4. Johno

    Herr Stern, I can’t offer you any advice, but I hope you have plans in place to protect the Asylum. Hopefully Phil can regain any losses, with a punitive lesson for his troublemakers.

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      1. Johno

        Stern, that company, or the woke fifth columnists who work there, likely account for much of the problem. I’m amazed that so many bloggers still put up with such shoddy work and mistreatment by them. I’m still getting a ‘403 forbidden’ response there. Sounds like women I know.

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      2. Johno

        Sternie, and whoever is interested re the cyber attack on Phil’s blog at Bustednuckles. It is a disgusting situation when a man cannot operate a harmless tool-users blog without it being under constant threat by the woke new puritans. Smarter minds than mine are needed to fight back, and teach the wokesters a life lesson. This knife forge/Asylum site isn’t the place to discuss it, but it is one accessable to me, for now. What can I do to help these decent people under threat?

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    1. Johno

      Whatever that pair is doing, the site is working, but when I looked at the address earlier it had a .net suffix, but now displays as a .com, so you’re directed to whichever is the prime, I assume. I dunno, you webmasters change things around all you want, just let we visitors know what to do.

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  5. Johno

    Sternie, I’ve conferred with my personalities, they rarely agree on much, but they are allied on me being perfectly sane. Don’t you go frightening BadFrog away, he may be green but I need allies against Cedric and Deadray. What does your hit counter say, or havn’t you wound the spring again? BTW, Phil is concurrently running The Vulgar Curmndgeon under the bustednuckles.blogspot address, not a Bustednuckle mirrorsite, but as a stand-alone. I see right through Cedric’s altruist cover, the sneaky shit almost gets my admiration: a whole bunch of new commenters are visiting, due I think, do the paucity of comments from the old gang, and a lot of them are women. He is posting pics of his Mexican ‘gator bait dog, trying to attract the chicks, then replying to their email addresses and sending them dickpics, now that he is a slim 150kg. Too bad for Cederq, when he photoshopped his stud* image, he forgot to drain the melanin from the buck nigger’s dick that he pasted in, so all the wimmin think it is gangrenous. He should have remained low-tech, just mount a magnifying glass in front of his groin while he stands behind it, taking a selfie. With all that fat lost, his squeaky leather SD outfit is falling off, except for the gorget slung from his neck.

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      1. Johno

        Herr Doktor Stern, if your diagnosis of multipolar personalities is correct, then I’d have only two. Yes, it took until I’d read that a second time to spot it. You will remember, please, that I’m quite vision-impaired, or putting it technically, blind as a bat. Not only is it a pain in the arsch, but if the cunting doctors that fucked up my eye are not able to restore it, I’m staring (yes, a pun) at blindness down the track. Such would necessitate topping myself, I’m not prepared to keep going with a shit life, with an even greater handicap. The sort of people that do so, have a stronger character than myself. I anticipate being well enough soon to wheel into the library, and will contact you by email re site monetisation, primarily through ads. You need to consider it, especially if they don’t detract from your own wares or content. I note that Cederq seems to be enjoying himself at bustednuckles. I strongly suspect that Phil got him a swagger stick, so he can gleefully smack it against his jodphurs and jackboots when deleting trolls, and me! The bugger is dragging my comments all around the site, all because I suggested he fund one of your blades as a gift to me now, so he gets my kidneys later.

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      2. Cederq

        Stern, my quandry is why you put up with Johno’s ativan and haldol induced ramblings and delusional word sewerage is beyond my comprehension. If he wasn’t in another country (gulag) I would seriously give thought to doing a civil psychiatric hold, which is a three day evaluation period which is followed (mandated) by a court appearance determining his/her safety and ability to function in society and the judge can order 60, 90, 120 day incarceration to effect a return to normalcy.

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      3. Sternenschmiede

        Why, he’s an inmate of The Asylum. Just like you. Or me.
        Like all of us.
        Simply the belief that we’re free or that politicians or the government are here to help, serve and protect us is the entry ticket to this institution.
        It’s mostly pretty cozy in here which is the reason no one wants to leave.
        You can check out any time you like but you can never leave, my friend.
        So keep calm while another inmate is babbling. Take your medication and get back to bed.

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    1. Johno

      Damn, I forgot the *. Gotta get me a proof reader: *stud, or spud? SD: Sicherheitdienst (don’t forget, I failed 8th grade German). While ostensibly Military Police, they were essentially a uniformed Gestapo.

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  6. Johno

    Sternie, I’ve conferred again with my split personalities, they all want to know what the hell your problem is, seeing as how you expect each of us to contribute seperately to the Asylum director’s private grog and hookers fund, huh? I reckon that being perfectly sane, I might ask Frau Stern about all those late nights spent finishing off welds at the stars-forge, that being the reason you’re so tired when you get home, going straight to the shower!

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