Damast-Beilmesser – Damascus cleaver knife

Wunderschöner Regentropfendamast!
Gesamtlänge: 23 cm
Klingenlänge: 12,7 cm
Klingenstärke: 2 mm

Griff aus geöltem und mit Bienenwachs imprägniertem Birnenholz mit drei Messingnieten

€ 420.-
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Beautiful raindrop pattern Damascus!
Overall length: 23 centimeters
Blade length: 12.7 centimeters
Blade thickness: .2 centimeters

Made with oiled and waxed (beeswax) pear wood with three brass rivets

€ 420
Uninsured shipping included

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18 thoughts on “Damast-Beilmesser – Damascus cleaver knife

    1. Johno

      Deathray, are you related to the one that nailed that goose, Steve Irwin? If he had applied sunblock beforehand, he may still be alive, as he would have been protected against dangerous rays! Re my eyesight, if I can bypass the porkforce mongrels and get back to shooting competion, I reckon that I’ll need an offset scope mount to align with my left eye, but still mounting the rifle to my right shoulder. It may be unconvential in appearance, but so what? If I were to try using my right eye, I’d likely shoot only as well as you or that arsehole mate of yours. An offset sight-rib or mount for a red-dot sight would also be viable on a shotgun. I’ve explained the concept to others, only to be met with a blank stare, so you wouldn’t be a lone luddite. The same will allow those with their master eye on their weak hand to take up shooting. Just take my example, through force of will, I trained my left master eye to relinquish dominance to the right side. It is only the weak-willed who can’t do so. FIGJAM!!

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      1. Deathray

        What a shame our host didn’t share with you the photo I sent him of what now fills my freezer.
        Just shy of 500 meters there Johno. One touch of the trigger.
        I told him to show it to Amy and all that he deemed worthy.
        Before you go to all the trouble trying a offset scope mount, I suggest you try wiping the sunblock out of your eyes. You are aware that by using that you’re stopping the absorption of vitamin D. They say that is a critical part of good eyesight. Oh yeah, lets not forget that it also has been shown to be carcinogenic.
        Well that concludes my health tips for today. Think I’ll go do some ice fishing and get my dinner.

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      2. Cederq

        Johno, do you masturbate using your master eye to see the porno on your little screen, or, is it your little appendage with an over size text reader? Arsehole mate? I only know of one arsehole and he is living a fine life in Aussie concentration camp #34 up in the Queensland Bush country.

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  1. Johno

    Sternie, you ever hear a murder of crows carrying on, especially after you’ve already dispatched any numbbr of their brotherhood when they come snooping on a recce mission around your bush camp? “Aaaww, faaarkk, faaarkk, they got Fred, he folded up in midair and went straight in. Aaaww, faaarkk!” Well there are a pair of smartarse corvids, called Heckle & Jeckle over at Phil’s Bustednuckles, laying shit on you, bignoting themselves, talking tough and sounding remarkably like their cartoon counterparts, yet remaining very quiet when here. Almost as if they were holding their wee-wees, too shy to speak up in front of you. The cowards. Miss Sandy, a lady and a gentlewoman, has a bigger pair on her than either of these two! Mind you, still go ahead and submit the invoice for my Damascus spatha to the older one, I’ll organise to ship a pair of kidneys from the butchers to him.

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  2. Johno

    Cederq, I thought with enough barbs, you’d here of them and visit Sternie’s forge, even if just to warm your paws on it. I’m in no camp, the Stasi judged it more than enough punishment to leave me be, they couldn’t justify any worse punishment, especially after I gave up you and Deathray as the ringleaders. Porn? You mentioned some place once, but my phone doesn’t have the data strength for that. I’ll have to wait for Herr Stern ti hire a redhead model for my sword, you better hurry up and pay his bill if you want the first kidney.

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    1. Deathray

      I’ve heard he doesn’t want it. Has something to do with your DNA coming with it.
      I’m interested in one. I’d like to see if if would be any good for bait on the trap line.
      Please hurry and send it soon as the season will be over in a few months.
      Thanks in advance, buddy.

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      1. Johno

        Deathray, I would have just gone down the the butcher and bought a couple of ox kidneys, Ceqred would need that size to filter all that grog he drinks. I imagine he is trying to replace his lost weight, going by the old maxim that: “There is a steak in every schooner!”, referring to the claim that beer is actually a health food, full of goodness. But he needs to remember that a ‘schooner of beer’ is a glass size, he doesn’t need to drink the same volume as a large yacht! You Yanks keep referring to ‘game seasons’, is that something to do with your Sasquatch being ‘in season’, and frisky for a game? Do you buy her dog shampoo, or regular human type? She must go through an awful lot of Selsun Anti-Dandruff come summer. I’m thinking that your poor dog must get jealous when your other pet plays with her tennis ball?

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  3. Johno

    Herr Stern, please delete my querie about Stern/ unfuck, or transfer it to this page? Your other correspondents are chiming in now. Please consider a site sector headed Asylum, thex your knife pages won’t be littered.

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      1. Johno

        Herr Stern, that is a bloody good idea. If you put Deathray and Cederq inside it and weld the lock closed, then it would be even better. The Yank expression ‘butthurt’ is apt for that pair, over a few comments I’ve posted here and at Phil’s place. Ah, there is satisfaction in a job well done, but they will need Preperation -H if I ever get too snarky. Sternie, do you quench in water or oil, and why so? (a serious question)

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      2. Johno

        Hey Sternie, did you alsn delete Nurse Sandy’s kind comment to you? Ooh-wa!! Well man, it was good visiting your blog, before the USMC Ka-Bar left all those bloodstains arcing across the Asylum’s old plaster walls. No, wait, that was presumptuous of me, I don’t really believe your passing will be that quick, as Sandy can use hot steel from the forge to cauterise your severed blood vessels. No, I cannot predict any of what your future punishment by miss Sandy involves, ‘cepting for one certainty: the total lack of lubrication. Wow, gotta get me some popcorn for this! Later on, after a decent interval (not before the funeral), I should then pay a condolences visit to poor lonely Frau Stern. I’m a thoughtful bloke about things like that, you should thank me.

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      3. Sternenschmiede

        Imagine going back in time and killing your grandpa before he met grandma.
        The instant you do you deleted yourself.

        Take a comment that’s a reply to somebody’s comment on some inmate soiling the floor of The Asylum’s knife maker’s workshop.
        Dutifully Mr. bladesmith removes that comment.
        What do you think happens to all the comments connected to the deleted one?
        Just like with grandpa and the time machine…
        The strange thing though:
        In the admin tab which shows all comments only the inmate’s comment shows up as deleted while all the other comments show up active.
        Well they are but the blog’s system can’t show them since the one comment they are dependent on has been deleted.
        Even though I can’t tell shit from shine when it comes to time machines I found a solution that just might prove acceptable for you.

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      4. Johno

        Herr Stern, sadly I just can’t afford your bespoke blade creations. That isn’t whining, just being frank. It is a shame that Wordpiss’ blogging programme wouldn’t let you capture miss Sandy’s comment to be translocated, sort of like in that old Startrek show. You have a real fan there (you have many fans, Sternie), and Sandy is a nice lady too, and empathic with others and their problems. I bet quite a few blokes are envious of the Marine husband! One thing that I do also appreciate about her is a ‘take no prisoners’ philosophy that sees Deathray piddle his pants*, a Pavlovian response to earlier trauma. Strewth, I’m bloody careful in case she turns on me! Anyway, I digress, a poor habit, but I may be able to save enough of my piddling little pension** to buy some offcut, maybe the size of a tack – but, we are left with the Sandy conundrum: if you delete me, I can’t buy the aforesaid fancy tack. *a real problem for him in these, his declining years, nearly in his dotage at 58yo. Also, as the stream down his leg freezes solid, he must remove it quickly, thus many golden ice shards around Deathray’s igloo contain his leg hairs, as he achieves a sort of patchwork ‘Brazilian’ effect that his librarian girlfriend finds so endearing. Mind you, the proximity of certain ‘delicate’ areas makes such fracturing of ice fraught with real risk, thus that extra fear compounding his winter frostbite danger. Sasquatch babes and the ‘old bint’ librarian alike would be saddened by loss of any more tissue, the family jewels never fully recovered, since that careless accidental encounter with a bear trap that one year (poor Death being reluctant to speak of it, but they do wonders with reconstructive surgery now). The Sasquatch girls are as gleefull to roll in the golden snow, as a dog does with decomposing roadkill! **I’m not sure of the etemology here, with such disparite meanings, a pension in Europe being a small B ‘n B place, but given the English language’s roots, perhaps understandable, both being an ‘insecure small income in one’s later years’.

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  4. Johno

    Hey, Herr Stern, next time you’re restocking the medicine cabinet, you need to get some bumcream/salve for Cederq and Deathray. I recall that Grog was offended at my lack of decency, well it isn’t that I got a dose of restraint of late, I just got bored. Now that miss Sandy is back, that could change. Do you still have many shy visitors, looking but not posting a comment?

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  6. Johno

    Herr Stern, I requested of Cederq something on which he delivered: a post over at Phil’s place, on the Dodge Power Wagon, one of my favourite vehicles. It really is worth a look, but being Cederq, he didn’t find one on which I didn’t realise one had to stipulate: a Power Wagon driven by a pretty redhead! BTW, Sternie, Phil uses a handy feature on his comments page, where you can choose to leave your name and email details in memory, ready for your next comment. (obvious hint)

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